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The following was forwarded to me by my budy anders Devine
I know its pointless to post it, but i found it funny
So sush...
****WOULD YOU RATHER****
1...pierce nose or tongue? tounge
2...serious or funny? wow. when I try to be serious people think I'm makin up bullshit. same goes for when i'm tryin to be funny, people take me seriously :| ... oh right answering the question: funny
3...boxers or briefs? if we're talking about guys here i prefer PANTS... what kind of question is this?
4...drink whole or skim milk? skim tastes like water... i drink 1%
***ARE YOU****
5...single or taken? taken
6...simple or complicated? considering I don't fricken understand myself (perhaps out of complete stupidity >_< ... ahahah) i'd say complicated
****DO YOU PREFER****
8...flowers or angels? for what? flowers i guess, i've never seen an angel... wtf? ahah...
9...grey or gray? graey :)
10...colour or black n white photos? depends what fits the mood
11...coke or pepsi? PEPSI SUCKS!!! ... coke :)
12...sunrise or sunset? sunset
13...M&Ms or skittles? i wonder what both at the same time would be like... *runs to 7-11*
14...rap or rock? \m/
15...staying up late or waking up early? getting up early is only comparible to gettin kicked out of your house, beaten by a massive group of hobos, rescued by michael jackson, and being taken back to his house for one of those "bonding sessions". my point? getting up early is just BAD
16...TV or radio? neither
17...calling it POP or SODA? pop
18...using Xz or Os in Tic-Tac-Toe? frick if i don't get Xs i seriously rage. remember that...
19...water or alcohol? whichever one makes you more drunk
20...eating apples or grapes? apples are horrible. w00t for grapes
****ANSWER TRUEFULLY****
21...Do you have a crush? i'm not aloud... *cries*... ahaha jk... suuuuure....
22...If yes, who is it? Tesla :)
***ONCE AGAIN, DO YOU PERFER****
23...being hot or cold? it's fricken winter in january! :\ ... if I said cold i'd probably be shot
24...tall members of opposite sex? as long as they're hot... i unno, i'm pretty tall
25...sun or moon? it's taken a long time to observe both and decide which is better, and in that time i've lost 50% of my sight... i'll go with moon, final answer
26...emeralds or rubies? whichever one makes you more drunk
27...left or right? considering the COMPLETE lack of coordination in my left hand, i'd say right
28...having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? I'll come back to this one when I make friends. lol.. uhh best friend, acquaintances are disposible
29...sun or rain? rain
30...vanilla or chocolate ice-cream? i can't decide :\ i'll take 5 of each =P ... *gets fat*
31...hot dogs or hamburgers? ain't really that fond of either
32...green beans or carrots? carrots and dip
33...low fat or fat free? SCREW both. my rule of thumb: if it tastes good, it's full of fat and is probably gonna kill you by the time your 25. but oh well. if it tastes like shit, it's probably really healthy, but still... why eat it?
****MISCELLANEOUS****
34...What is your biggest fear in the world? becoming something I hate
35...Kids or no kids? huh? waiter, I ordered fries god damnit! do i look like a cannibal?!
36...Cat or dog? i have 3 cats that piss me off hardcore :\ ... dogs are good, they actually listen to you
37.. Half empty or half full? well, the emo answer would be to say half empty, so fuck that. half full, at least 95% of the time. but we're into exams right now, and if i were to talk about that, i'd say half empty. exams, pfft.
39..Hard cover books or soft cover book? whichever one is better for beating your children. lol! ahah jk... well hard is more indestructible, and i'm an abusive guy when it comes to my posessions.
40...newspaper or mag? magazines are so full of shit. so unless it's guitar world, i'd say newspaper
41...Sandles or sneakers? neither are even comfortable. i'll go with skate shoes
42...Wonder or amazement? isn't that the same thing?
43...Red car or white car? what a racist question! :\ ... *looks around the room* red ahah
44...Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor, if you had a million dollars to spend and you were in a shit mood, there's no point. but trust me, if i had a million dollars i would NOT be in a shit mood.
45...Singing or dancing? i can't dance *cries* singin ain't bad.
46...Hugging or kissing? depends on the situation. 95% of the time: kissing
47...Corduroy or plaid? plaid =D
48...Purple or green? purple
49...Blondes, brunettes or red heads? don't really matter
****TELL US ABOUT YOU****
50...What time is it now? 1:41 A.M.
51...Name? shouldn't this be question #1? Anders Toban Devine
52...nickname? usually a long string of swear words randomly tied together
53...Parents names? mairi and patrick
54...Names of siblings? an educated guess would be kristin
55...age of siblings? an educated guess would be 13
56...Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? no idea :\
57...Date that you regularly blow them out? usually the same day i eat cake
58...Pets? 3 cats that make me mad.
59...Height? 10 and a half inches ;) ... oh MY height? almost 6 feet
60...Eye colour? Green
61...Hair colour? natural - dirty blonde... now it's dark red
62...Piercing(s)? none :(
****HAVE YOU EVER****
63...Have you ever been toilet papering? i've done alot of weird shit. suprised i haven't toilet papered before
64...Where do u want to live ? somewhere different. japan perhaps.
65...How many kids you want? no idea, i'm hoping none this year =P
66...What kind of job you want? something that i'll enjoy, don't really care about pay, as long as it's reasonable
67...Do you want to get married? we'll see...
****WHO****
68...makes you laugh the most? C Mag =P
69...is the shyest? the kid in the corner of the room, frick.
70...is the most outgoing? too many to name
71...is the most fun to be round? depends
72...Knows the most about you? everyone knows little bits and pieces of my life, but nobody actually knows alot, i guess I'd say daniel
73...Has it easier--guys or girls? depends. ranma has DEFINETLY got it made.
****WHICH IS BETTER****
74...Croutons or bacon bits? bring it all on.
75...2 doors or 4 doors, cars? unno, if i had enough money to buy one, i'd think about it
76...A&W or McDonalds? A&W, i prefer my food fresh =P
77...Coffee or ice cream? coffee wires you in large doses =P... coffee for sure
78...Shampoo or conditioner? they go hand in hand, that's a stupid question.
79...Bridges or tunnels? tunnels.. they're dark =P
80...One pillow or two? as many as i can find in the house
81...Adidas or Nike? nike, i'd like to shout out to all my homies in korea, keep that shit commin. just jokes, fuck both those companies
****FAVOURITES****
82...Salad dressing? italian
84...Toothpaste? been awhile since i've brushed my teeth, no idea. ahah. nah i brush my teeth. w/e my mom buys i guess, i don't know
85...Food? asian
86...Song of the moment? right now "wicker man" by iron maiden
89...Flowers? rose, you could seriously use that as a murder weapon
90...colour? many
92...non-alcoholic drink? they make those?!
93...Sport to watch? if i had to i'd say football, it at least has strategy
94...Country song? no clue.
95...Disney character? mickey, i swear that guy was raised on a 100% helium diet
96...Warner brothers? whoa wtf mate?! confused -_- ...
****RANDOM QUESTIONS****
97...When was your last hospital check-in? when i had mono in the summer of '03
98...Where do you see yourself in 10 years? homeless shelter. i have no fricken clue.
99...What do you do most often when you are bored? MSN
100...Name the person that you are friends with that lives furtherest away? danko (germany). danko should come back... :(
101...Are you in a gang or club? nope.
102...favourite article of clothing? most definately my megadeth t-shirt
104...Are you a player? sure?
105...Can you be in love with two people at the same time? no idea, but sure wouldn't wanna be in that situation
106...Who do you think will respond to this the fastest? no clue, this is the first time i wrote one of these
107...Do you think anyone will reply? doubt it ahahh...
108...Who is the person that will least likely send back to?
109...Who is the person that you will most likely send this to? lots of people.
110...Most humiliating moment? don't remember, just let your imagination picture anders being a complete dumbass. whatever your thinking of, probably happened