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houseboat trips = $$$. the ride up was alright. after we drove for over 2 hours to get to Davis i realized Peter simply likes bridges, cause we hit about 7 of them. then i was outnumbered and was forced to listen to country. i kinda solved that by sleeping out the window again.
we got to the marina and we walked on the dock. there were these 2 metal boards that were seperated by about 15 ft of wooden boars on the dock. i told santy i could jump it, he didnt believe me, so i showed him. i asked him to hold my cell phone and my wallet and my key. i got a running start, jumped, cleared it, and heard a big splash. santy was in the water. at first i thought the impact of the jump made the dock move and he lost his balance and fell off. everyone who didnt see it thought i pushed him. it turns out he was just walking while watching my jump and straight up walked off the dock. lol dummy head. he didnt drop my stuff so its ok.
lol we talked the shop peeps into letting us by an ornament from the shop for $5. it was a pink flamingo. lol we put it in peeps sleeping bags at night and they got flamingoed. it was funny stuff.
the first day i went out wakeboarding at like 6:30 the water was perfect. i cleared the wake doin indies and tailgrabs. it was fun.
the rib dinner was flippin hilarious. i was upstairs with abe and peter and kellie and the bees cause downstairs was too packed. lol we were havin a good time and laughing and all then abe was cutting his rib and it slid off his plate, onto his shirt, shimmied down his shorts, and fell on the floor. i was busting up laughing. rib juice all over him. so we told him to jump in the lake. so he did. right about the time he hit the water off the second story of the boat i pulled an abe and lost my rib on me. lol. so i got up without hesitation and screamed... im comin in too! and i dove off the boat lol. we were bustin up and we went back to eat dinner. a few minutes later he was cutting his dinner and his plastic fork broke into 4 peices. and it happened right as i happened to look down at it. i was laughing so hard. im glad i ate up top.
i broke off this massive branch off a tree and me and abe and richard drug it down the mountain to our camp fire we propped it up and went inside. 10 minutes later we see peter the pyro out there lighting it on fire. it was prolly about 15 ft tall. it was sweet. when the fire started to die down richard wanted to help it so he threw in his towel and shirts. i thought his towel was putting out the fire so i lifted it up and fire went up my arm. i singed my hair on my arm. it was rancid. but funny. lol.
so hiccup and fl!pfl@p decided to go on a rescue mission last night. we were tryin to find my toiletry bag. but we got sidetracked. we ran by the window of the boat where everyone was playing cards and stuff. i jumped on an icechest and pretended to fall off the boat. i had a big bird floaty device around my waist. i fell in the water and it was funny. david came to the rescue though. he dove in after big bird and me and he saved us. it was like midnight lol.
we had midnight swims to the SS relief.... floating toilet... in the middle of the lake. the first swim took about an hour and a half to 2 hours. it was sicktight. richard and i were ballers and decided that we were gunna get toned. i dunno if it worked but it was fun.
a bunch of guys shaved their legs. freaks....
the ride home had one helluva interesting conversation. glad there were no females hiding in the back.
lenny and i tanned our butts.
uhhhhh we tannin that crack
its gon' be black
she wont know how to act
mo lotion fo me
mo lotion fo me
mo lotion fo me
buy some mo lotion fo me
(sang to the slow motion tune)
.......shastaaaaaa......
- hiccup
we got to the marina and we walked on the dock. there were these 2 metal boards that were seperated by about 15 ft of wooden boars on the dock. i told santy i could jump it, he didnt believe me, so i showed him. i asked him to hold my cell phone and my wallet and my key. i got a running start, jumped, cleared it, and heard a big splash. santy was in the water. at first i thought the impact of the jump made the dock move and he lost his balance and fell off. everyone who didnt see it thought i pushed him. it turns out he was just walking while watching my jump and straight up walked off the dock. lol dummy head. he didnt drop my stuff so its ok.
lol we talked the shop peeps into letting us by an ornament from the shop for $5. it was a pink flamingo. lol we put it in peeps sleeping bags at night and they got flamingoed. it was funny stuff.
the first day i went out wakeboarding at like 6:30 the water was perfect. i cleared the wake doin indies and tailgrabs. it was fun.
the rib dinner was flippin hilarious. i was upstairs with abe and peter and kellie and the bees cause downstairs was too packed. lol we were havin a good time and laughing and all then abe was cutting his rib and it slid off his plate, onto his shirt, shimmied down his shorts, and fell on the floor. i was busting up laughing. rib juice all over him. so we told him to jump in the lake. so he did. right about the time he hit the water off the second story of the boat i pulled an abe and lost my rib on me. lol. so i got up without hesitation and screamed... im comin in too! and i dove off the boat lol. we were bustin up and we went back to eat dinner. a few minutes later he was cutting his dinner and his plastic fork broke into 4 peices. and it happened right as i happened to look down at it. i was laughing so hard. im glad i ate up top.
i broke off this massive branch off a tree and me and abe and richard drug it down the mountain to our camp fire we propped it up and went inside. 10 minutes later we see peter the pyro out there lighting it on fire. it was prolly about 15 ft tall. it was sweet. when the fire started to die down richard wanted to help it so he threw in his towel and shirts. i thought his towel was putting out the fire so i lifted it up and fire went up my arm. i singed my hair on my arm. it was rancid. but funny. lol.
so hiccup and fl!pfl@p decided to go on a rescue mission last night. we were tryin to find my toiletry bag. but we got sidetracked. we ran by the window of the boat where everyone was playing cards and stuff. i jumped on an icechest and pretended to fall off the boat. i had a big bird floaty device around my waist. i fell in the water and it was funny. david came to the rescue though. he dove in after big bird and me and he saved us. it was like midnight lol.
we had midnight swims to the SS relief.... floating toilet... in the middle of the lake. the first swim took about an hour and a half to 2 hours. it was sicktight. richard and i were ballers and decided that we were gunna get toned. i dunno if it worked but it was fun.
a bunch of guys shaved their legs. freaks....
the ride home had one helluva interesting conversation. glad there were no females hiding in the back.
lenny and i tanned our butts.
uhhhhh we tannin that crack
its gon' be black
she wont know how to act
mo lotion fo me
mo lotion fo me
mo lotion fo me
buy some mo lotion fo me
(sang to the slow motion tune)
.......shastaaaaaa......
- hiccup