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lol. basically, this last week has been full of everything and i have not updated once. ive been real lame about updating, but.... your mom. i got in this huge drama fight with fl1pfl@p tonight, and basicaly i hate him. lOlOL. Lopl! our thoughts are never completed, and when we actually have decent conversations, they arent parallel. and im alergic to privel beans. errr nuts. and shes flippin beautiful. and we made wirepeeps and put them on cars, and decorated cars. and we are gunna kill the bird. cause janae doesnt wake up with glowsticks. and the seran wrap wasnt done but tenny had a paintball gun. and like 6 peeps just signed online. and this houseboat trip is gunna be a lot of fun. and im stoked that ms. macklin is coming. but im not so stoked about ms. blea not goin. and we need to get plane tickets. shotty? lol no way. and i think im getting mixed feelings, one second i get hit in the head, and the next second i get hit in the head again, so im not too sure. and my arm is bruising but its ok cause i an invincible. and i learned a new song on the piano from brittany. and its sooooo nice. ELBOW POP! and im glad im getting to know new people and hanging out with some new peeps. and kellie jean goldberg is nice. and so is her face.... damn.... and yes i do kiss davids mom with that mouth. and my text message bill is gunna be $240, but i love it. and i got 40 shrek watches, and i like to swim. and we went to the beach and chopped on some ladies, and tripped, and lied, and made a fool of ourselves... well just me, but they were hot, but it doesnt matter cause i will never see them again. lol i love it. and whistle while you twerk. and slip N slides are fun stuff, and they remind me of janaes baller party. but they arent fun when you jump from a trampoline to it and land on your back, and realize as you hit the grass that its deflated, but then i heard flipflap hit a broom and busted himself. and i chit chatted with farmer until 2. and she lives by me now. and there are so many beautiful girls in the world. and i cant wait until i wakeboard. and i cant wait until i play beckon in the woods. and my mom bought cuticle clippers. and i dont know how to use them but its fun. and jessicas house has febreeze. and.... is somebody saying something? what up hiccup? and the datsun is alive. and its been on the freeway and runs like a champ. and its doors are in need of WD40. and i went 14-0 in cs while richard was playing. and brian got fired. and there are 4908 gorgeous girls at chevys. and my friend kevin works there. and santy moved to casa orozco. and whitney is the funniest girl in the world... i am not an idiot... and i like mood rings and some somg by maroon 5. and i have the hiccups right now, but they are all mental so i can get rid of them. and i have downed 4 boxes of honey nut cherrios in 2 weeks. and im not sure what the meaning is but i made up instagasm. and there are hippos among us, beware. and i wish i had spellcheck for this cause its gunna be a bizzle to re read. and happy birthday to a million peeps during this time of year. and i we gotta hit up wally-mart again. and my mom tortures her patients at work. and i feel really bad for them. and i cut up a zumiez bag and put it on my ceiling, and i just hit my head on the bar in my room.... headshot. and i still have the hiccups so maybe that means im not too stong metally. yet in smarter than jason black. i know it. and i have clairvoyance. and the pool monster thing has a tail and spits at me. and it jumps the pool and its a baller. and d mo got a new phone. and its got a funny ringtone and im jealous. and its backgroud thing is funny. and in blackhawk today we saw a car with the license plate reading "I GA2B ME" so im scared of blackhawkers. and the coldstones was good cause i had the stuff... cake batter with caramel. and apparently all the rich kids dress like bums. and i got new shoes and they make me happy/frustrated because they are white. i cannot keep white shoes clean worth the life of my dog. i went to roooobertson during 4th of july and i dragged my feet in a bunch of dust. and it was really fun playing frisbee and representing canada. and i caried the blankets but got shafted. but itsok cause i got to see jessica lee and i havent seen her in days. and i really like fireworks and looking in someones eyes while they go off. not necessarily anyone in particular but just in general. even though i know someone who has really nice eyes but thats a different story. and mafia is insanely fun. and i dealt everyone as a townsperson and it was gunna be the moniest game in the world but peeps didnt like their cards and they gave it all away but it would have been so much fun. and today we went to chevys and i paid $2.50 and got the following: a slice of a quesadilla, chips, salsa, water, freshly made tortillas, icecream and brownies, a virgin strawberry daqueri, 4 straws, and some laughs. and apparently i am the serial dumper/showerer. but its the funniest thing ever. and apparently i have a curfew of 1:00 now instead of not having one. whatever ill stay out til 5 cause my mom sleeps. i just need to be home when she leaves for work lol. and i hardly ever go online anymore. but i think i will start going on more cause of a secret reason. and zack busted his ankle again and thats lamesausage times 5. and im starting to get hungry so im gunna get some food ina bit. but i remember that i cannot cook at all cause im a guy? i made oatmeal at farmers the other night but it was pretty much milk with oats. but i loved it. and i also made some half cooked top ramen with garlic and salt cause the oriental flavoring smelled like greasy linolium. and i have liek 400 cowlicks on my head and its lame but its funny. i think i was raped by a cow or something when i was a baby. it just licked my head for 3 days straight. maybe that is the cause of my mumbling. and i wanna start highjumping, or at least laying out on the mats. ElboW pOPp! and i did NOT flower the expedition. but i did wire the peeps, and i did seran wrap the cars, and i did write on the windows, but i didnt tp. i havent Tpd anyone in a while, and TPR does not mean toilet paper roll, which is crazy smart, but it actually means Total Physical Repsonse. and im starting to pull santys and iron my shirts. and its really hard. but its kinda fun. but i get nervous when i iron them cause something really really bad is gunna happen sometime, im gunna iron my faice off or something... john travolta and nicholas cage. jeeenyus. lol then im gunna go to cancun. cause ive been to hawaii twice, which are both lies. and i need cereal right now. its an addiction... brb. and so mo distracted the dog on one side of the yard and gave the triple wiggle signal to stunkle behind the van, who rallied then triple wiggle signal to me, which triggered my entrance into the backyard so i could throw the glowstick up at the WRONG window 5 times. and mo started hearing the dogs barks go farther and farther away so i signalled like a gyspyqueen to stunkle and he screamed woody woody on the top of his whispering lungs and i ran back into the front yard and closed the gate with the viscious thing behind me. it was so much fun, yet it was so scary. and she didnt even wake up. and her mom and her were supposed to ambush us. and i got my listerine back. and the dudes were rescued. and stunk precogged the flash bang. and the neighbor was watching from the garage. and the closest moment to capture was when the other neighbor came home and the other car came by. and at whitneys the psycho drove by and flipped a biz in the court and flew out and it was scary but fun. and i gave macklin a ride home at 4:00 and was wrongfully accused of flowering the expedition. i swear to god. proof. i love it. and it was only 24 minutes from blackhawk plaza to biggys house. 3 stoplights.... NWR... new world record? so nothing new has really happened this past week and i dont have much to say. if you read all this give me a cookie. im still hungry. good night all.