I NEED NO SUBJECT, WENCH!!

[ima1eyedpirate]

ok so u know how u have muscles in ur fingers....... i wonder if neone has ever spent a good amount of the time in their life trying to buff up their finger muscles.... i wonder if theirs a single "CLIQUE" that only has muscular fingers.. and they wont let "scrawny fingered" people join..... cause "cliques" have gotten all weird.... people with only purple socks...... people with blonde hair.... skinny people....... pretty people...... the guys that wear eyeliner (THAT WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME!!) ...... boys with rabid weasle bites under their left ear after that fatefull hunting trip with their uncle Jimmy ....and of course the very few people that listen to CHER religiously...... im not gonna lie...... CHER discusts me in all ways...... unless u feal like dressing up in a sparkly cocktail dress and kareoke singing it infront of a large group of people then what exactly is the point....... i dont c one..... do u??....... and please for the love of god dont buy hair products from her .......SHES WEARING A WIG FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!..... OH MAN... have u ever seen someone so amazingly hidious who thinks they're amazingly hot and they start talking to u about something and u kinda just wanna intirupt them and say "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo ur ugly" thats my goal by the year of 2007 if i dont die in a horrible horrible dominoes accident ........ yeah ..... now ur gonna start to think to urself..... HOW CAN U DIE IN A DOMINOES ACCIDENT!?!?!?! ..... and il just tell u this .... well it all depends on WHAT ur playing dominoes WITH..... and u should really be asking urself THIS QUESTION...... ok ...... so u know how Toronto or "the t dot" if u will.... has a "SHOE MUSEAM"... u should really be asking urself ....WOULD MY BODY....... BE ABLE TO TAKE........THE AMOUNT OF POT...........THAT I WOULD HAVE TO SMOKE>........TO VISIT....... A SHOE MUSEAM!?!?!?!.......A SHOESEAM IF U WILL........ i dont understand..... is it full of deadly shoes...... shoes that no longer exist do to their extreme deadlyness that probably wiped out an entire culture with their extreme uncomfort.... or perhaps once u stepped into them they realeased such a fealing of releif that it rivaled the one of BLACK TAR HEROIN..... so once u took them off..... u really wanted to put them back on to get ur "fix of shoe"..... and one more question u should be asking ..... is Y............Y DO U READ THESE BLOGS.....THEY MAKE NO SENSE AND IM ALWAYS TALKING OUT OF MY ASS......NOT ONCE HAVE I USED A FACT DURRING THIS BLOG......I HAVE GIVEN U NO USEFULL INFORMATION.......Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y WHY!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!..... meh........ ok....... im done with the eternala why's ...... they kind of sicken me....... im not gonna lie..... i just threw up in my mouth a little........ ever had that fealing where it dosnt even make it to ur mouth..... in just makes it to the top of ur throat.... thats a lovely feeling isnt it?...... its like someone stuck a burning firey stick down ur throat....... and then then u go get water to think that it will stop ..... but u just get a horrible fealing where it both burns and stings and u have a taste of puke in ur mouth........ well id just have to say that the taste of puke is icky..... after that fatefull popper on a hangover day and 2 days worth of pukeing......... i dont think i would ever go ballimic because im gonna have to say that i didnt enjoy vomiting one bit....... its not my "cup o tea" as the british would say......... y do all girls love guys with british accents...... and i hate the excuse of "british guys r hot" ....... ummmmm..... no....... they smell like gross fish that got caught in a deep fryer and most of them dont beleive in the dentist......... YAY FOR STEREO TYPING!!!!...... i love it because im one that u cant really stereo type.... unless u think im gay..... like most of you do..... but hey...... i dont care what u call me.... i couldnt give less of a fuck..... if i did.... i probably wouldnt be typing this out as i improvise it at 11 o clock tonight...... well its almost 11... its 10 58 from what im currently looking at, at the top of my laptop screen....... cause i decided that the tool bar is too cool to b at the bottom of the screen... and it deserves to be at the top....... and it seems that i cant decide to spell b...... either b..... or be.......... both of them feel natural........ its wierd......... can neone explain this to me...... cause im confused to no extent........ ok...... so for the futur people who have braces on....... and if u get a retainer..... dont wait 5 months to put it in after u get ur braces off...... u could end up like me in agonizing pain like i was a couple months ago....... one word explains it........YOWWWWWWWCHIES!!...... yup that is just one words that im trying to bring back to the modern language of the youth of our time........ right there i was contimplating on putting either america or canada..... but i guess this effects all english speaking youth...... if u want to learn the other words.... read my other blogs....... cause im far to lazy to type them all out for ur benifit.....

well neways........ i havent slept in a couple days and ive been running on mountain dews for quite a while now...... sooooooooo if i had a pool rightnow... id b sooooooo react the scene from almost famous where the dude gets on the roof and screams I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!! and then jumps into the pool....... man i wanna do that

well..... neways......toodles

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