in me room..... its dark.... verry dark
hello all of u out there....... im listening to internet radio ... im not likeing this whole..... the only light in my room right now is my computer and all i can c around it is complete and utter dark... its like something could attack me at ne minute........ i mean... thats what I WOULD DO if i were a murderous killer, ghost, demon, or zombie... i like how we're afraid of zombies...... like ive never seen a zombie run in a movie........ u could very easily...... power walk away.... because thats how u get ur exercize...... POWERWALKING...... DAM I HATE THOSE POWERWALKERS that u c every morning...... in their little spandex and white and baby blue nikes ..... with there little 2 pound wieghts that they swing (which will somehow make them gain ARM STRENGHTH)..... UR NOT GAININ NETHING GRANDMA.....GO HOME AND PRAISE GOD THAT UR STILL ALIVE AND THAT NO ONE HAS HIT U WITH A CAR FOR BEING SO STUPID......... the only cool way u can power walk..... is if u r totaly covered by weapons and ammo... and ur knees r in some sort of lock so that ur only form of running is a distorted way of "power walking"...... because then neone who is "powerwalking" faster than u ... will be shot down in A HAIL OF GUNFIRE!!!!!!!..... now theres a way to go..... in a hail of gunfire in the middle of the street...... another way would be jumping off the empire state building in a superman suit with a message in ur pocket saying......... "if i didnt fly... i suggest u sue DC comics for my families loss" now thatd start a frenzie...... and my new favorite that one of my friends has said many times .. that this is the ultimate way to go.......... DEATH BY SNOO SNOO........ like that would be awsome ...... to have SOO MUCH SEX ...that u die......... but it would have to be REALLY GOOD SEX.... because if it wasnt.... it would be death by extreme boredom... and probably starvation....... wow...... how did i get on the subject of the propper way to die........ well as ive said befor..... i dont have the kind of effort to scroll back up and read what ive written down.... SO NEWAYS....... u know when ur haveing A REALLY GOOD DREAM..... and then someone bursts into ur room asking u for ur cd player, JUST AS UVE UNHOOKED THE GIRLS BRA THAT UVE BEEN MAKING OUT WITH IN UR DREAM!!!!.... well..... thats how i started off my day today....then i went downstairs to notice that sex and the city was on........ so i watched about 3 episodes of that.......then i went to go make some easy mac WHICH MIGHT I ADD......AINT ALL THAT EASY.........FIRST OFF....... i dont know wear a measureing cup is in my house....... i dont know if we OWN A MEASUREING CUP...... like..... i dont think some of the people in my family KNOW HOW TO MEASURE...... so i guessed what 3/4 of a cup was.........I WAS WAAAAAAAAAAAY OFF........when i added that cheese..... it chunked up into little powdered cheese balls when i was stirring it...... so then i went upstairs and took a shower and wondered "WOW, MY OWL IS LATE FROM HOGWARTS....DAM HUNTERS PROBABLY SHOT IT DOWN AND ITS HEAD IS NOW ON A WALL..... and theyve used my hogwarts acceptance letter to the school of witchcraft and wizardry as toilet paper because there usually used to useing eviction notices and pine cones ...and that would be a nice change for them.........*sigh*... i guess il never find out my TRUE POTENTIAL .... not my fault i cant get 90s ..... blame the hunters who squashed my true potential.......... thats when my parents put me on some new pills........ they have little smilies on them.........AND THE PINK ONES STOP U FROM SCREAMIN.......... ok...... so that parts not true.... im only on one type of medication...... not entirely sure of what it dose though........... meh....... perhaps im seceretly EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!.......... that would be awsome.... like im the hulk or something...... NOW THAT DUDE WAS RIPPED...... why couldnt the hulk do ne better with the ladies than.......*cold shiver*...... she hulk.... now u never want a lady that can bench press twice ur weight...because then she could accidently kill u in sex........ nothin against the strong ladies....... u just really scare me.......and u play punch WAY TOO HARD!!!!!.......... like ouch...... although u strong ladies r sadly not the dangerous ones...... its the scratchers and biters........ although im usually drawn to those ones for some reason....... they always seem to beat me up....... never really hurts.. but i cant really fight back.....like .. there chicks........ cept for the one who i did fight back against...........she was a dangerous one....... we almost killed eachother ALOT OF TIMES... (elle if u didnt know who im talking about).... oh those eppic battles hurt.... and she has made my eyes BURN LIKE A FIREY SALSA .... and the bruises that she have left BECAME SOOO DEEP....it felt like a mole has been burrowing in my shin for years...... and just decided to say....... fuck it.... im gonna kick the hell outa him from the inside..... and how that mole kicked........AND KICKED IS WHAT THAT MOLE DID!!..........wait........... wait........... did i just say mole??....... i have NO CLUE where i got a mole from....... and im not the type to read what ive said ...... wow.... i think ive hit a new level of crazy...... i come out of it every now and then...... but then i slowly go RIGHT BACK IN THAT HOLE OF INFINATE CRAZY!!!!!!!!...... sooo....... ariel has made my jacket OFFICALLY smell like her....... it smells like candy....... its an odd smell when mixed with the scent that i wear....... sooo i think the girls r gonna be verry confused of why my jacket smells different from the way that i do....... although i enjoy the scent of my jacket......... i really dont want it to go away.... so i fear my jacket is going to get EXTREMELY DIRTY........ it hasnt yet......although i havent yet played tackle football in the rain with it on........ and i probably will ...... because its fun to do that ..........man........im likein this music im listenen to..... its "UK BEATS"...... like woah....... its like (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)...and i really want drugs so i can fully enjoy this music.......... because it would be awsome if i had some kweed and this music...... it would be like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH...... i wish to try this acid thing ive heard so fondly about...... and also peyote........ because i have yet to hear a bad story about peyote....... im sure there r some...... i just havent heard em.... so TO ME. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE...... thats the way u gotta go through life....IGGNORANT........ because ignorance is fun...... and satisefieing...... wow .. this is a long blog..... i think im gonna "sell this one short" right now.... thats my phrase of the current minute..... i aint dedicateing a certain phrase to an entire day......WHAT A WASTE OF A DAY....... and the phrase would have lost all meaning by the end of it......... ne ways toodles.... and im sad to say.... i miss u canadian people....... because u had cheap beer.... and u always knew which girls were bitches or not by lookin at em.... =D