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Off with his hair!
I found these cheesy pic up lines pretty funny
1. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
3. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
4. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
5. I'm drunk.
6. Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
7. I just shit in my pants. Can I get into yours?
8. Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down)
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
10. I have only three months to live...
I found these cheesy pic up lines pretty funny
1. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
3. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
4. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
5. I'm drunk.
6. Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
7. I just shit in my pants. Can I get into yours?
8. Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down)
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
10. I have only three months to live...