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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for afrolechic (-10 points). In May I set masterpissant's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I broke mconcave's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I gave discobsleazy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January I pushed _violentanguish in the mud (-17 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-116 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
im_way_cooler