I'm in Love
I'm in love with him. It's official. I love him. I know what you're thinking..."Jeremy, you're not in love"..."Jeremy, he's not nice." Well bitches, I don't care what you think, because he makes me happy. He makes me laugh when I'm with him, and I'm constantly thinking about him. He pleasures me in ways that I couldn't even imagine possible! I love him. I'm in love with.... the Green Tea Frappacino from Starbucks. It is sooooo good. I don't know how I ever lived without it. My life is complete (well, not really).