iandemotchie <3

[im_thinking_rb]

This sillysassy chit is endearing me more to her every minute, even if she is Irish and a redhead.

Look at this blanket she gave me:

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[spittingfish]

I wrote you this letter because of this thread:
http://community.livejournal.com/chambrofsekrits/327179.html?view=13753355#t13753355
IT IS SO FOUL, DON'T EVEN GO TO IT.

In other news I addressed a post in Chambr to you earlier on. I called you sir. Aren't I fancy?

[im_thinking_rb]

Dear iandemotchie,

Rest assured that my view of you has not been sullied further than it already was.

I didn't realise that morganzola was Irish, too. Dear me. They seem to be everywhere, which is really not all that surprising considering their breeding habits.

And yes, that is a lovely dress. I can only assume it is the light making it such a pallid green. A bolder green is more palatable, if I might be honest.

[spittingfish]

Dear im_thinking_rb,

I am so grateful that you agree on the... delicate woman morganzola and have not let her absurdity ruin our views on one another. Because she is most definitely a whorish whore. (Did you see how she made out with a redhead on the beach in the open where anyone could watch? Very distasteful).

It is the light.
It is a rather lovely dark green in the right light. You can always be honest.

[morganzola]

ASS.

[im_thinking_rb]

Oh. I thought when you said she had been frolicking on the beach with a redhead, you meant it was you. My mistake! I do need to catch up with all the goings-on that have occured whilst I was away.

[spittingfish]

...You are very rude to think I would do such a thing.

Good day, sir.

[im_thinking_rb]

Not rude, merely mistaken.

[spittingfish]

I would forgive you but I do not feel in the mood to do so. You were rather unpleasant about the ball and I do not think I should like to dance with you anymore.

[im_thinking_rb]

I fail to recall what I said that was particularly unpleasant in regards to the ball, but very well, then.

[spittingfish]

http://community.livejournal.com/chambrofsekrits/311020.html?thread=12708076#t12708076

I can't see how you could possibly forget anything seeing as every day is exactly the same for you.

[im_thinking_rb]

Oh, that? This current turn of events is because I replied in kind? I am only left to deduce that we are both 'rude' individuals.

[spittingfish]

I approve of this logic.

You may still ask me to dance then and I may feel rather inclined to say yes.

[im_thinking_rb]

So long as you are not in a nautically themed outfit, as was previously stipulated, I may ask you for a dance.

[spittingfish]

Neither of the dresses that I have considered are nautical themed. You may rest easy.

[im_thinking_rb]

You are no longer planning to match morganzola? Or has she reconsidered her outfit as well?

[spittingfish]

Stop being nosy, it isn't polite. morganzola and I are very understanding dance partners and will do as we please. And if I would not mind easing your time at the dance then I will do as I see fit.