Here I go!

[im_the_social]

Why, hi there!

I thought I'd drop by and see what this is all about.

I'm Social Butterfly, but you can call me Social. I'm a nanobuilt humanform combat mecha workin' for a top-secret, quasi-governmental R&D program - and as long as none of ya use the r-word on me, we'll get along just fine.

So lemme see some pretty faces to meet!

Comments

[illguideyouhome]

What's the R word?

[im_the_social]

It's the word your not supposed to call me, sweetie.

So does this pretty face have a name?

[illguideyouhome]

Oh. Why not? It pisses you off?

I'm Uzumaki Naruto!

[im_the_social]

Even us mecha have opinions on what's politically correct to call us, sweetie!

Nice to meet ya! You been here for long?

[illguideyouhome]

Mecha sounds cooler anyways.

Ah, yeah...since the start.

[im_the_social]

I think so too!

That's impressive! So what's your story, sweetie?

[illguideyouhome]

What kind of stuff do you do?

...My story? It's kind of long.

[im_the_social]

Dancing, shopping, blowing rival organizations up, all that cute stuff.

I've got time.

[illguideyouhome]

Blowing rival organizations up is cute?

Why do you want to know?

[im_the_social]

It is when I do it!

I'm just a curious little mecha, sweetie! But you don't have to spill it if you're not comfortable.

[illguideyouhome]

...Does the smoke do cute shapes?

Well, uh. I'm a ninja, and I have a nine-tailed demon fox sealed inside of me. That sums it up.

[im_the_social]

It's like gazing at the clouds.

There seem to be a lot of demons around here, but you're the first ninja I've met.

[illguideyouhome]

Hehe. That can be fun.

I'm not actually a demon, though. There are a few others ninjas around!

[im_the_social]

Even better when ya got someone to share it with.

I've got one in my own fandom! But he doesn't do the kind of stuff you 'n your oldschool friends are all about.

What do you like to do, sweetie?

[illguideyouhome]

Yeah, definitely. Do you have anyone to do that with?

Really?! He doesn't use jutsu, then?

Um...a lot of things! Usually as long as I'm with a friend I'm having fun.

[im_the_social]

Yessiree! Though they don't seem to enjoy it as much as I do. Must be the personality they chose.

Unless jutsu means bigass guns and weapons, then I don't think so!

I like your spirit! You got many friends, sweetie?