1st Strawberry [Phone/Action]

[im_the_cute_one]

A.

Hello, hello! If you're going to kidnap me, you could at least lock me up or something. This is really boring. I mean, I kind of expected it someday, but I didn't think you'd be this bad at it. It's kind of embarrassing. The front door is open and everything. Are you gonna do anything about? I'm just going to leave, you know. Really. I mean it.

Comments

[im_the_cute_one]

Did I keep you waiting?

[She's just going to roll with this.]

[im_the_cute_one]

I had to go to parties all day. Where's my dinner?

[im_the_cute_one]

It's all your fault! We could have our own party, but we can't have a baby shower without a baby!

[im_the_cute_one]

If only it weren't for your flowers! You spend too much money on it. You love them more than me!

[im_the_cute_one]

I only need the bottle because your mom won't stop criticizing me!

[im_the_cute_one]

What does she know? She's just at the pachinko parlor all day. Talk about gambling problems. And I only hit on her because she sounds like you and that plane accident you got me in left me blinded.

[im_the_cute_one]

Yeah? Well. You're the reason we lost the war and none of our neighbors will come to our parties.

[im_the_cute_one]

[She gasps.]

You should leave. I can't even look at you right now.