Fun with Britney! <3

Jan 06, 2005 19:25

ZeeLameasaur: there once...
Trogledite: was a
ZeeLameasaur: boy with
Trogledite: a huge
ZeeLameasaur: penis, and
Trogledite: he liked
ZeeLameasaur: to go
Trogledite: scuba diving
ZeeLameasaur: without a
Trogledite: bathing suit
ZeeLameasaur: and he
Trogledite: swam with
ZeeLameasaur: nothing on
Trogledite: one day
ZeeLameasaur: he decided
Trogledite: to eat
ZeeLameasaur: a cock (male chicken >.>)
Trogledite: but the
ZeeLameasaur: cock was
Trogledite: engaged to
ZeeLameasaur: your mom
Trogledite: who was
ZeeLameasaur: the cocks
Trogledite: new wife
ZeeLameasaur: and so
Trogledite: my mom
ZeeLameasaur: sold sex
Trogledite: to buy
ZeeLameasaur: herself a
Trogledite: new cock
ZeeLameasaur: and when
Trogledite: ebay sold
ZeeLameasaur: cocks online
Trogledite: she found
ZeeLameasaur: gold teeth
Trogledite: that belonged
ZeeLameasaur: to santa
Trogledite: who lost
ZeeLameasaur: his mind
Trogledite: deliervering all
ZeeLameasaur: his cocks
Trogledite: delivering*
Trogledite: around the
ZeeLameasaur: world, his
Trogledite: mother hen
ZeeLameasaur: didn't appreciate
Trogledite: the other
ZeeLameasaur: elf cocks
Trogledite: because they
ZeeLameasaur: had fun
Trogledite: with santa's
ZeeLameasaur: dildo toys
Trogledite: which were
ZeeLameasaur: made of
Trogledite: egg nog
ZeeLameasaur: that was
Trogledite: full of
ZeeLameasaur: douche bags.
Trogledite: Santa told
ZeeLameasaur: mother hen
Trogledite: he came
ZeeLameasaur: into buckets
Trogledite: which he
ZeeLameasaur: drank up
Trogledite: and passed
ZeeLameasaur: each christmas.
Trogledite: The kids
ZeeLameasaur: were jealous
Trogledite: that santa
ZeeLameasaur: wouldn't share
Trogledite: with them.
ZeeLameasaur: The kids
Trogledite: struck santa
ZeeLameasaur: with a
Trogledite: buffalo wing
ZeeLameasaur: that was
Trogledite: from KFC
ZeeLameasaur: santa was
Trogledite: in denial
ZeeLameasaur: of raping
Trogledite: that chicken
ZeeLameasaur: who was
Trogledite: in need
ZeeLameasaur: of crack
Trogledite: but unfourtunatly
ZeeLameasaur: he killed
Trogledite: his supplyer
ZeeLameasaur: with gakts
Trogledite: and cannons
ZeeLameasaur: that were
Trogledite: filled with
ZeeLameasaur: pumpkin pies
Trogledite: and crows
ZeeLameasaur: that liked
Trogledite: to suck
ZeeLameasaur: on cocks.
Trogledite: But the
ZeeLameasaur: cocks were
Trogledite: unfourtunatly decapitated
ZeeLameasaur: with no
Trogledite: large talons
ZeeLameasaur: or wings.
Trogledite: so the
ZeeLameasaur: chickens, lived
Trogledite: with their
ZeeLameasaur: mom, happily
Trogledite: ever after.
ZeeLameasaur: THE END.
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