glad we met, so sad you left.
conversations i have at work:
me: can i offer you a drink today?
old guy: [looks at my name tag] 'nicole', is it? Well that's really original. Your mother is a reeal creative broad, isnt she?
me: can i offer you a drink today?
old guy #2: That depends, how does this drink go with viagra?
me: well, i'm not sure, i can't speak from experience.
old guy #2: well then, maybe you can tel me, how do YOU go with viagra?
me: I DON'T go with viagra.
me: can I offer you a drink today?
old guy #3: naah. i don't want to take any drinks today. but i would like to take you home. you look like a tasty young gal. when you've been married this long [points to equally old woman], you need to spice things up.
Oh, I can't wait to be old and happily married.
If only these classy fellas were 60 years younger.
PS i need me some brooklyn. and ryan gosling. and asian.