"Umm... did you know you look like a retard when you do that?"

Oct 07, 2004 09:49

Soo, I was real late for my first class today. I hit all 3 snoozes for almost an hour and a half--fucking stoner. I mean I was having a dream bout my lady so I didn't want it to end, although I'm struggling remembering it now. I usually always remember my dreams, esp. if they are extremely scarry or extremely sexual. So apparently it wasn't extremely anything... but a happy meduim is fine with me considering the movie we watched last night.

WOW some kid like kicked the fucking computer desk like a million times on accident! Easy there killer. Sounded like thunder! lol. Is it storming outside? No, but it is so fucking beautiful outside! And warm even. I think I'm wearing shorts all day/night long. I mean I love em. And I think besides summer of course, fall is my favorite season. It is so pretty outside right now. I think I need to grab a bag this weekend and take a stoney color tour. I think it would be nice. I love it when the leaves fall as you drive under trees. Every day when I get off the highway and drive down Fuller toward Fulton I about cum cuz the trees r so pretty!!

Okay, 3 of the faggiest guys just walked in the comp. lab thinking they are hot shit. I mean, fuck class. I'm going to subway and then going home just so I can be back here by 5. I have really bad cramps right now; I need my heating pad, vicodin, and a bowl. Although I think one of them is my only possiblity. I gotta save the bowl for tonight.

I'll update this post when I get home as I'm inhaling subway!!

mmmmmmm subway... put it in my mouth.. oh it is in my mouth. I love free subs! I mean, I still gotta buy the drink. And I'm a fatty so I gotta get chips and 1 cookie for my fat kids scattered everywhere! Double chocolate chip baby!! Kar, is it in my teeth? Anyway, I have real bad cramps. Ouch. Bad news bears. I mean the birth control isn't helping my cramps like the doctors were hoping it would. Dumb fuckers. I mean, "we'll first try you on birth control, again, instead of running tests. Cuz it is prolly only endometriosis. So either birth control or a shot that puts you in a temporary menopause stage." um, birth conrtol please! I mean I love being a horny little pervert!! Don't take my estrogen. No seriously though, I don't understand why they didn't do any other tests to see what's up with ms crampy over here. Oh well, maybe when I go in for tubes up the ass they can stick a couple other tubes other places. I mean, lets get er done!!! okay hopefully none of ya'll were eating when reading this ps.

My heating pad is pre-heating getting ready to help me out! Ya, & you read it right, I said pre-heating lol.

Um, so I'm not in class right now, but I'm over it b/c I'd be pretending to be paying attention to some poetry readings anyway, when in reality my mind would be SO elsewhere! & I missed this class last Thurs 2 (remember the whole accident thing) oops. I think I've missed almost every Thursday of that class. Oh well, it won't matter once I blow my prof. away w/ my Tupac poetry readings lol!! I'm so ghetto. I'm gonna practice hard core for this one! I mean, he may give me an A in the class for it if I get er done.

So I have lots of fundraising to do... would any of you wonderful ladies out there be interested in purchasing an AQ shirt? Like $15. Let me know. And if anyone would like to dontate to the Saints CLub, um give me your address and we'll send you some info. HAHAHA God I know I'm pathetic, sorry guys. I mean, can I have your parents address? I mean, Martha hook it up.

After my class today I had a meeting with my coaches. It was great! I can't believe this is my last year to play though. I mean what the fuck am I gonna do w/o playing softball. I mean, sure there are other leagues and yada yada yada, but it's not the same. My coaches gave me props on my high school shit, and cc shit... it was nice. I swear I could make a movie outa my high school experience with softball. It was insane! I wouldn't change that whole experience for anything in the world. One day I'll write about it for sure. God, I'm rambling hard core right now, but it really was the shit! Um, I have so much shit from then 2! Pics, and tapes, and hella articles, and crazy shit. I really should make a day of it and go through all that stuff again!! God I'm nostalgic right about now.

Okay ya'll, I'm off to my bed to heat my cramps =( I wish I was spooning a warm body though... I mean that would work way better than a flaming heating pad. I mean I might burn myself if I fall asleep with it on my flesh. PS can't wait to see you tonight!!! & HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLI!!
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