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well since facebook won't let me do ANYthing to my profile anymore because my quotes field is "too large" i must keep them here. goodbye obscenely long facebook profile, i shall miss you.
"OH YEAAAHHH i wanna dance with BOTH of you."
"Did you rrrread?"
"oh my friend kelly's sitting next to me...that's not a cat..." (helen on the phone)
"get outta the car."
"you want me to touch your chicken?"
"who wears green?"
"you're wearing green!"
"aww i hella forgot what i was wearing!"
"it rhymes with momomo."
"hey vic you smell and stuff."
"awesome. today must be wednesday."
"nice sweater ansel."
"hippos are hella scary."
"yeah, their teeth are like round!"
"you could like lift it...and throw it."
"i don't like banana flavored things."
"you like ketchup."
"no i don't want you to kiss me."
"hey they have coconut."
"i don't like nuts."
"coconuts aren't nuts."
"you know what i mean...things with nut in the word...like pecan."
"it looks like dope."
"yeah it hella looks like dough!"
"would anyone like a bon?"
"i would like a bon..."
"they're...not...coming out."
...
"shake your bon bons!"
"why is luxemborg a fuckin country? that's bullshit."
"omg these are the official snack of jeff gordon."
"yo dwayne man...i know you're lactose intolerant but..."
"i don't like it when juice wears tights."
"are we NINJAS???"
"GIGI!!!!" (CRRRRRACK)
"why is this plane brown?"
"move...your vagina is in my mailbox."
"hey you wanna have dinner?"
"yeah maybe later. right now i'm going to the bathroom."
"dammit why aren't you comfortable."
maria on helen's crotch.
"don't be jealous cuz we're gonna be a crime fighting machine."
"don't be jealous cuz we're gonna be a fime criting machine?"
"don't be wasting my jesus time with boy scouts."
"where you guys goin?"
"um cha."
"NICE."
"i'll just never wear pants."
"i think i ate fur."
"i can't wait to be filled with meat."
"what's that? a fajito?"
"OH NO!!! NOT WHEN I'M HOLDING MY NUTS!!!"
"Anything that I have ever done that was truly worthwhile initially scared me to death."
"he rocks my pants."
"wow...it like circulated in the air and went into my pulmonary lung."
"what's my muthafuckin nameee!!! ...omg. i don't know why i just did that." -helen
"hey my cactus looks nice today..."
I KNEW IT WAS BEEF
FUCK WHY DID I CHOOSE CHICKEN
hahahahaha...what?
"so what happened to that guy kyle?"
"why aren't you sharing any of that crap shit with us?"
"this a penso?!"
AToMic DiLation (11:21:47 PM): toodles mc noodles! (note to jon: please don't hate me. it was just too good. haha)
"how expensive is it?"
"not that expensive, as long as you don't get like...a meatball steak..."
"speaking of cowboys..."
suddenly soup.
"OH YEAAAHHH i wanna dance with BOTH of you."
"Did you rrrread?"
"oh my friend kelly's sitting next to me...that's not a cat..." (helen on the phone)
"get outta the car."
"you want me to touch your chicken?"
"who wears green?"
"you're wearing green!"
"aww i hella forgot what i was wearing!"
"it rhymes with momomo."
"hey vic you smell and stuff."
"awesome. today must be wednesday."
"nice sweater ansel."
"hippos are hella scary."
"yeah, their teeth are like round!"
"you could like lift it...and throw it."
"i don't like banana flavored things."
"you like ketchup."
"no i don't want you to kiss me."
"hey they have coconut."
"i don't like nuts."
"coconuts aren't nuts."
"you know what i mean...things with nut in the word...like pecan."
"it looks like dope."
"yeah it hella looks like dough!"
"would anyone like a bon?"
"i would like a bon..."
"they're...not...coming out."
...
"shake your bon bons!"
"why is luxemborg a fuckin country? that's bullshit."
"omg these are the official snack of jeff gordon."
"yo dwayne man...i know you're lactose intolerant but..."
"i don't like it when juice wears tights."
"are we NINJAS???"
"GIGI!!!!" (CRRRRRACK)
"why is this plane brown?"
"move...your vagina is in my mailbox."
"hey you wanna have dinner?"
"yeah maybe later. right now i'm going to the bathroom."
"dammit why aren't you comfortable."
maria on helen's crotch.
"don't be jealous cuz we're gonna be a crime fighting machine."
"don't be jealous cuz we're gonna be a fime criting machine?"
"don't be wasting my jesus time with boy scouts."
"where you guys goin?"
"um cha."
"NICE."
"i'll just never wear pants."
"i think i ate fur."
"i can't wait to be filled with meat."
"what's that? a fajito?"
"OH NO!!! NOT WHEN I'M HOLDING MY NUTS!!!"
"Anything that I have ever done that was truly worthwhile initially scared me to death."
"he rocks my pants."
"wow...it like circulated in the air and went into my pulmonary lung."
"what's my muthafuckin nameee!!! ...omg. i don't know why i just did that." -helen
"hey my cactus looks nice today..."
I KNEW IT WAS BEEF
FUCK WHY DID I CHOOSE CHICKEN
hahahahaha...what?
"so what happened to that guy kyle?"
"why aren't you sharing any of that crap shit with us?"
"this a penso?!"
AToMic DiLation (11:21:47 PM): toodles mc noodles! (note to jon: please don't hate me. it was just too good. haha)
"how expensive is it?"
"not that expensive, as long as you don't get like...a meatball steak..."
"speaking of cowboys..."
suddenly soup.