I'm Le Tired
Hmmm. My first entry. I'm not going to sit here and make some history. I'd rather write about my day. And last night of course. Yesterday Jake and I had the best day. We went swimming!!! I actually wore a Speedo. I felt so naked wearing one. I was so embarrassed! And he's like: Don't worry, I've seen bigger asses! I was like: wtf mate? Anyways. We went home and hung out until we needed to get ready for dinner. I took his Dragonfly Virginity. It ws sooo good. We had the pork rolls, 3 rolls of sushi, and, my favorite, fried ice cream. I came home to pack for miami and get ready to slam the clubs. We went over to RJay's to begin the drinking fest. BAD IDEA! We slammed those drinks and I got pretty drunk. (And pretty sick) Danced the night away at UC. OMG! The president of AChiO was most def there and recognized me as the president of TKE. I almost died. Whatever! We went home and went to bed. Jake is worried about living to close to me next year. It don't matter. There's always peace in da hood! Woke up late this morning, shoved everything into my car, and began the trip to the MIA. Kim and I stopped for Bubble Tea before picking Pam up. And we were off. The trip was fine until we got stuck in an hour of traffic. After dropping Kim off, Pam decided she needed to Pee for the 964,521,43 time. I wouldn't stop. I told her to pee in her burger king cup but it still had coke. So I tell her to dump it. She opens it and the crackhead tilts the cup the wrong way. I hear AAAAAAAAAH and then I feel all the coke splash me in my face. She tried throwing it out but it made its way back into the car! It was so funny. Anyways she pissed in the cup and held it all the way home. I'm home now. Trying to relax and plan a party tonight at my place. We'll see how that goes.