Does this make me a bad person?

[im_mike_i_rule]

I'm pretty bothered by the fact that last night, I was going to have $37 in tips and gas money, but then I had to give $6 to all the cooks, and $4 to pay for a soda I forgot. I now only have like $27.

....so going back to the original question: maybe not bad per se, but it certainly makes me one greedy mofo.