Happy Thanksgiving

Nov 24, 2005 12:19

Finally! One of the Macy's Day Parade balloons finally fought back! It hit a lamp post, hurting someone fairly seriously. I'd be kind of embarassed if I went to the emergency room, and said "I was assaulted by a giant balloon..."

Our wonderful government is getting ready to release this new drug to the public (perscription only). It is for people who have harsh reactions to certain memories. It isn't going to erase the memory, but it will erase the feelings associated with it. Now, is anyone but me at least a slight bit concerned about this? I mean, yeah, I see the use-some people really need that to get on with their lives. But we (as a people) are going to abuse the hell out of it. I mean think about it-you can be able to do something completely against your morals, and then just pop a pill and feel no remorse. People are going to party harder than they already do, and do things that they wouldn't normally do, despite how much alcohol they have in them, and then just *POP* and all the bad feelings are just *GONE* Imagine if serial killers had these things!

On a slightly lighter note! My cousin shot a doe today. Its a medium sized one. I was kind of mad today, because dad didn't bring enough hunting gear for us both to go hunting, and then he didn't even go out this morning. Meh, whatever...no big deal.

Kevin and I are still together, and still happy. Things are going great. I'm so happy with him!

and now for something completely different! (yeah i know...)

Me [12:31 P.M.]: cinnamon schnaaps and mikes hard berry
Me [12:31 P.M.]: that doesn't sound right
Me [12:32 P.M.]: i'll bet the only reason they don't have a bananna flavored one is the intense sexual innuendo
Me [12:32 P.M.]: "mikes hard banana"
Adam[12:32 P.M.]: lol
Adam [12:32 P.M.]: Just think
Adam [12:33 P.M.]: if they had chicken flavored they could call it Mike's Hard cock :-)
Me [12:33 P.M.]: lol
Me [12:33 P.M.]: mikes hard rooster lemonade
Adam [12:33 P.M.]: lol right
Adam [12:34 P.M.]: mike's hard ...mango
Adam [12:34 P.M.]: i'unno.
Me [12:34 P.M.]: lol
Adam [12:34 P.M.]: Only certain fruits have sexual connotations to them
Me [12:34 P.M.]: yep
Adam [12:34 P.M.]: Like, if you were to say "Mikes Hard Apple" you're like oh right, like appliejuice
Adam [12:34 P.M.]: but if you say Mike's raging hard banana you're like *giggle giggle giggle*
Me [12:35 P.M.]: lol "we were at a party last night completely wasted on mikes hard banana"
Adam [12:35 P.M.]: lol
Adam [12:35 P.M.]: I think I'd have a problem with putting that in my mouth
Adam [12:36 P.M.]: haha
Me [12:36 P.M.]: lol
Me [12:36 P.M.]: every time you took a drink someone would say "you have mikes hard banana in your mouth"
Adam [12:36 P.M.]: "I was at that party last night, and I had a mouthfull of Mike's Hard Banana, and Jimmy said something that made me laugh soooo hard I had to spit"
Me [12:36 P.M.]: LOL
Adam [12:37 P.M.]: :-)
Me [12:40 P.M.]: guess where I might get a job
Adam [12:41 P.M.]: a tattoo place?
Me [12:41 P.M.]: i wish
Me [12:41 P.M.]: not yet
Me [12:42 P.M.]: a place called MPI Research, or friendly named "The Rat Factory" just a big research facility that does a bizillion different experiments on rats
Adam [12:42 P.M.]: huh. That's creepy lol
Me [12:42 P.M.]: not the most desireable job...but a job all the same
Adam [12:42 P.M.]: that's true
Adam [12:42 P.M.]: i'm a prostitute, so i know how that goe
Me [12:42 P.M.]: watch me turn into one of those animal rights activists now, lol
Adam [12:42 P.M.]: s
HecateMoon8705 [12:43 P.M.]: the money's good, so ya do what ya gotta do
Adam [12:43 P.M.]: exactly
Adam [12:43 P.M.]: just don't swallow anything
Me [12:43 P.M.]: lol
Adam [12:43 P.M.]: though that's prolly not a problem with your job
Me [12:44 P.M.]: i dunno...i'll bet there's a bunch of chemicals and whatnot...
Adam [12:44 P.M.]: oh right
Adam [12:44 P.M.]: but you wouldn't have to put any of the tubes in your mouth or anything
Me [12:44 P.M.]: right
Me [12:45 P.M.]: you could be yawning tho, and someone cleaning the cage by you could accidently fling a nice big clump of rat shit into your mouth...and its not just normal rat shit either
Me [12:45 P.M.]: its like...genetically altered rat shit
Adam [12:45 P.M.]: ew
Me [12:46 P.M.]: and then before you know it, you're turning into a giant rat yourself...just for ingesting the shit
Adam [12:46 P.M.]: kinda like spiderman
Me [12:46 P.M.]: exactly
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