WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY HAVE AT VENICE BEACH??
DAMN.... "WHAT THE FUCK?"
AHHAHAHAH MY LITTLE NALA IS CR@ZY AS WELL AS BELL.
ANYWAY WE WENT TO VENICE BEACH TO GO BUY BELL'S BOYFRIEND SOME GIFTS.
AS WE WERE ALL WALKING WE HEARD THIS ONE CHICK ON A LONG BOARD SAYING, "5 DOLLAR PUSSY SHOT!"
SHE WAS TELLING THESE TWO CHICK'S.
I WAS CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT A '5 DOLLAR PUSSY SHOT WAS. I HAPPENED TO SEE HER AGAIN, AND I ASKED HER WHAT IT WAS. SHE POPPED OUT WITH REAL PICTURES OF PUSSY. IT WAS GROSS BECAUSE THOSE FUCKEN CUNTS WERE LOOSE AS FUCK.
OH, AND THEN WE MADE ANOTHER QUICK STOP TO BUY SOME KETTLE POPCORN.
THIS REALLY HARDCORE WINO WAS SINGING A JINGLE BELL'S OF HIS OWN.
IT WAS SO HYSTERICAL.
HE SUNG IT LIKE THIS.....
JINGLE BELL'S JINGLE BELL'S
(PAUSE)
HELP ME GET DRUNK, HELP ME GET DRUNK
IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD A DRUNKIE SAY.
HE MADE ME REMEMBER ABOUT ALL THE CRAZY SHIT THAT I DO WHEN I'M DRUNK.
AHHAHAHAH MY LITTLE NALA IS CR@ZY AS WELL AS BELL.
ANYWAY WE WENT TO VENICE BEACH TO GO BUY BELL'S BOYFRIEND SOME GIFTS.
AS WE WERE ALL WALKING WE HEARD THIS ONE CHICK ON A LONG BOARD SAYING, "5 DOLLAR PUSSY SHOT!"
SHE WAS TELLING THESE TWO CHICK'S.
I WAS CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT A '5 DOLLAR PUSSY SHOT WAS. I HAPPENED TO SEE HER AGAIN, AND I ASKED HER WHAT IT WAS. SHE POPPED OUT WITH REAL PICTURES OF PUSSY. IT WAS GROSS BECAUSE THOSE FUCKEN CUNTS WERE LOOSE AS FUCK.
OH, AND THEN WE MADE ANOTHER QUICK STOP TO BUY SOME KETTLE POPCORN.
THIS REALLY HARDCORE WINO WAS SINGING A JINGLE BELL'S OF HIS OWN.
IT WAS SO HYSTERICAL.
HE SUNG IT LIKE THIS.....
JINGLE BELL'S JINGLE BELL'S
(PAUSE)
HELP ME GET DRUNK, HELP ME GET DRUNK
IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD A DRUNKIE SAY.
HE MADE ME REMEMBER ABOUT ALL THE CRAZY SHIT THAT I DO WHEN I'M DRUNK.