bad pickup lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
They say your body is made up of 90% water... and I am thirsty
There are 266 bones in the human body... got room for one more?
Are your parents retarded? cus you're so special...
hey baby, I lost my number on my cellphone, can I have yours?
hey baby, I don't have a bed, can I share yours
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Can I buy you breakfast? Yes. Should I call you or nudge you?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
They say your body is made up of 90% water... and I am thirsty
There are 266 bones in the human body... got room for one more?
Are your parents retarded? cus you're so special...
hey baby, I lost my number on my cellphone, can I have yours?
hey baby, I don't have a bed, can I share yours
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Can I buy you breakfast? Yes. Should I call you or nudge you?