*HA! I stole it!*

[im_in_ur_dreams]

if i were a month, i would be: December
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Friday
if i were a time of day i would be: Midnight
if i were a planet, i would, be: Jupiter
if i were a sea animal, i would be: A Dolphin
if i were a direction, i would be: which way
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a pillow
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Marilyn Monroe
if i were a liquid, i would be: Ginger Ale
if i were a stone, i would be: China
if i were a tree, i would be: (tall) A Weeping Willow
if i were a bird, i would be: a parrot
if i were a tool, i would be: a hammer
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: a tulip
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Sunny with a nice, cool breeze
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: A Dragon
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Drums
if i were an animal, i would be: A Black Panther
if i were a color, i would be: Teal
if i were an emotion, i would be: Indifferent
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Broccoli
if i were a sound, i would be: Laughter
if i were an element, i would be: Mercury
if i were a car, i would be: An S2000
if i were a song, i would be: “I Can’t Take You Anywhere”--Toby Keith
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Mel Gibson
if i were a book, i would be written by: V.C. Andrews
if i were a food, i would be: Mashed Potatoes
if i were a place, i would be: Bermuda
if i were a material, i would be: Glue
if i were a taste, i would be: Sugary
if i were a scent, i would be: CK One Perfume
if i were a religion, i would be: Me. My Life, My Decision
if i were a word, i would be: WOOTY!
if i were an object, i would be: A Computer
if i were a body part, i would be: A Heart
if i were a facial expression, i would be: A Smile
if i were a subject in school, i would be: English
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Jack Jack (The Incredibles)
if i were a shape, i would be: A Circle
if i were a number, i would be: 33