Despair 22
It's a new year! With the advance of the calendar, this is also time for everyone to make New Year's Resolutions!
Frankly, however, the futility of this exercise isn't even ostensibly a secret!
Out of every 100 resolutions made, maybe 1 of them will be kept! The ritual is a farce designed to make us shallowly feel better about ourselves for a week or so, before we revert to our old habits!
That's why, in this entry, I will collect a compilation of new year's resolutions that you have no intention of keeping! If you're going to fail to keep your promises, you might as well be up-front about it.
To start things off:
This year, I resolve to have a brighter outlook on life!
Frankly, however, the futility of this exercise isn't even ostensibly a secret!
Out of every 100 resolutions made, maybe 1 of them will be kept! The ritual is a farce designed to make us shallowly feel better about ourselves for a week or so, before we revert to our old habits!
That's why, in this entry, I will collect a compilation of new year's resolutions that you have no intention of keeping! If you're going to fail to keep your promises, you might as well be up-front about it.
To start things off:
This year, I resolve to have a brighter outlook on life!