Despair 18
It seems that our resident gym teacher has taken it upon himself to vanish mysteriously without appointing a successor! Thus, until the situation is resolved, I will take it upon myself to preside over both Social Studies and gym class!
Now, before we can begin, I must address some critical issues facing gym class as a concept. First and foremost is the dangers of pushing your limits!
Contrary to popular belief, that which does not kill you is far more likely to make you weaker than it is to make you stronger! If you push your physical abilities to their limits, there is a high chance of finding them catastrophically, and suffering permanent damage. In the interest of avoiding this disastrous situation, I have taken the suggested gym curriculum and reduced the level of physical stress greatly, for the sake of all involved.
Now, before we can begin, I must address some critical issues facing gym class as a concept. First and foremost is the dangers of pushing your limits!
Contrary to popular belief, that which does not kill you is far more likely to make you weaker than it is to make you stronger! If you push your physical abilities to their limits, there is a high chance of finding them catastrophically, and suffering permanent damage. In the interest of avoiding this disastrous situation, I have taken the suggested gym curriculum and reduced the level of physical stress greatly, for the sake of all involved.