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Well well well! Updating for my location that was secret until now! I snuck off to go stay with Uncle Pete for a while, and I left a talking decoy at home. Bet no one even noticed the difference, they don't pay attention to me anyway! Pete says he wishes he could adopt me. <333
I can't believe it, Uncle Davy trusted me enough to invite me to his birthday party! He let me make meatcrows (like scarecrows, but made of meat!) to keep Mummy out, cos he invited my daddy. She got in anyhow, so someone had to throw a steak on her. Yeah...she said she's pressing charges. :p She sucks. I wasn't used to being around the many people at once, so I stayed around uncle Pete and uncle Greg. They made me feel better.
Who's Paris Hilton, and why's everybody hate her?
Auntie Jade's in the hospital again too. Davy said she's reeeeally sick, and I said "sick like uncle Pete?" I got in trouble for that. So I brought her cookies! And I went to give em to her, but she had a snake coming out of her nose!!!! So I screamed. And then I found out it wasn't a snake, it was a tube. (And then I felt blonde.) I'm even letting her borrow my Gameboy and all my games. (She can't keep it though, cos uncle Ringo gave me that, it's special!) So then I went looking around the room for things to play with. I found one of those things you stick in your ears and if you talk in it, it's REAL loud! So I told uncle Pete to fart on it. (He wouldn't do it. Meanie.) And then I found a jar of popsicle sticks. How fucking stupid is that? Don't keep the sticks in a jar, that's gross! And then uncle Pete and I had a cotton ball fight. Which lead to me finding the biohazard box....that Pete dared uncle Davy to pee in. And he did it. So then he dared him to go dump it in a bed across the hall. And HE did! This was very amusing to watch....evilness all around, and I wasn't even the cause of any of it! I just kind of sat there and watched. So after that was all over, I kept digging through drawers until I found a hose. And I was playing with it, cos it was cool! But then I found out people pee in it, and that's just gross, so I chucked it across the room.
Uh....I also found out the real meaning of what I've been calling uncle Rusty, a douchebag. I don't think I'll call him that again now, that's pretty nasty. I also found a metal bitey thing that seemed to make everyone REALLY nervous...no one would really tell me what it is. Uncle Pete told me to take it though, so I did. Said to stick it in daddy's mouth! I feel so evil. I haven't even done it and I feel evil! Is this what being a regular person is like? Feeling this..."guilt"...without even actually having to DO something? Hey, I'm still new at this, I'm trying to learn!
Also realized tonight that I should REALLY get down to brass tacks on my book and get cracking. I'm starting to forget certain details already, and I'm only 2! Imagine what I'll be like at 10, when I'm OLD???
I had more to write, but I'm sleepy now. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
I can't believe it, Uncle Davy trusted me enough to invite me to his birthday party! He let me make meatcrows (like scarecrows, but made of meat!) to keep Mummy out, cos he invited my daddy. She got in anyhow, so someone had to throw a steak on her. Yeah...she said she's pressing charges. :p She sucks. I wasn't used to being around the many people at once, so I stayed around uncle Pete and uncle Greg. They made me feel better.
Who's Paris Hilton, and why's everybody hate her?
Auntie Jade's in the hospital again too. Davy said she's reeeeally sick, and I said "sick like uncle Pete?" I got in trouble for that. So I brought her cookies! And I went to give em to her, but she had a snake coming out of her nose!!!! So I screamed. And then I found out it wasn't a snake, it was a tube. (And then I felt blonde.) I'm even letting her borrow my Gameboy and all my games. (She can't keep it though, cos uncle Ringo gave me that, it's special!) So then I went looking around the room for things to play with. I found one of those things you stick in your ears and if you talk in it, it's REAL loud! So I told uncle Pete to fart on it. (He wouldn't do it. Meanie.) And then I found a jar of popsicle sticks. How fucking stupid is that? Don't keep the sticks in a jar, that's gross! And then uncle Pete and I had a cotton ball fight. Which lead to me finding the biohazard box....that Pete dared uncle Davy to pee in. And he did it. So then he dared him to go dump it in a bed across the hall. And HE did! This was very amusing to watch....evilness all around, and I wasn't even the cause of any of it! I just kind of sat there and watched. So after that was all over, I kept digging through drawers until I found a hose. And I was playing with it, cos it was cool! But then I found out people pee in it, and that's just gross, so I chucked it across the room.
Uh....I also found out the real meaning of what I've been calling uncle Rusty, a douchebag. I don't think I'll call him that again now, that's pretty nasty. I also found a metal bitey thing that seemed to make everyone REALLY nervous...no one would really tell me what it is. Uncle Pete told me to take it though, so I did. Said to stick it in daddy's mouth! I feel so evil. I haven't even done it and I feel evil! Is this what being a regular person is like? Feeling this..."guilt"...without even actually having to DO something? Hey, I'm still new at this, I'm trying to learn!
Also realized tonight that I should REALLY get down to brass tacks on my book and get cracking. I'm starting to forget certain details already, and I'm only 2! Imagine what I'll be like at 10, when I'm OLD???
I had more to write, but I'm sleepy now. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........