Team Free Will application
The Basics
Name: Noah Bennet
Age: 42
Sex: Male
Occupation: Agent
Species: Human
Next of kin: Claire, both of them.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Yes. And no, I will not.
Would you be interested in saving the world? Yes.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? No.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? Not particularly.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? Not that I know of.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No.
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? No.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? .....
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? ....
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? No. Just his daughter.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? No.
Do you believe in God? N/A
Are you a nun or a priest? No.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? No.
Are you an Angel? Clearly not.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ...Is this like the question about having sex with a demon?
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Never talked to one as far as I know.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Yes.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Yes.
Have you ever killed a human being? Yes.
Have you ever tortured a human being? N/A
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify No.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? 9.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? Yes
wield a sword? Shouldn't be that hard to figure out.
wield an ax? Yes.
handle a bow and arrows? Never tried.
Work a spear? Not that hard to figure out
break someone's face with your hand? Yes.
use any other weapons in combat? Yes.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? No.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Does being shot in the eye count?
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? Yes.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Once.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? No. I just deal with those who do.
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? No.
Do you have anger management issues? Not really.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? ....
Do you like 80's rock? Don't really listen to music.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. No.
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? No.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? No. I don't get caught.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? No.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? It might surprise some but yes.
Is family important to you? Yes.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? The first option.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? I'm okay with putting my life in danger and dying.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
It depends on the vampires. Sparkly, stalky ones should be staked though.
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
N/A
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
...Depends on the person.
Name: Noah Bennet
Age: 42
Sex: Male
Occupation: Agent
Species: Human
Next of kin: Claire, both of them.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Yes. And no, I will not.
Would you be interested in saving the world? Yes.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? No.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? Not particularly.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? Not that I know of.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No.
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? No.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? .....
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? ....
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? No. Just his daughter.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? No.
Do you believe in God? N/A
Are you a nun or a priest? No.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? No.
Are you an Angel? Clearly not.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ...Is this like the question about having sex with a demon?
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Never talked to one as far as I know.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Yes.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Yes.
Have you ever killed a human being? Yes.
Have you ever tortured a human being? N/A
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify No.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? 9.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? Yes
wield a sword? Shouldn't be that hard to figure out.
wield an ax? Yes.
handle a bow and arrows? Never tried.
Work a spear? Not that hard to figure out
break someone's face with your hand? Yes.
use any other weapons in combat? Yes.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? No.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Does being shot in the eye count?
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? Yes.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Once.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? No. I just deal with those who do.
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? No.
Do you have anger management issues? Not really.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? ....
Do you like 80's rock? Don't really listen to music.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. No.
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? No.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? No. I don't get caught.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? No.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? It might surprise some but yes.
Is family important to you? Yes.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? The first option.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? I'm okay with putting my life in danger and dying.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
It depends on the vampires. Sparkly, stalky ones should be staked though.
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
N/A
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
...Depends on the person.