Die, Jacob, DIE!I
So... me and my friend killed Jacob today. She got a set of Twilight pins and it came with a Jacob pin, whom we both hate, so we ddecided to destroy him. We smashed him with a hammer, cut him into pieces, and then lit him on fire. it was so fun. "The death of a mongrel" as we like to title it.
there he is, all hammered up! :D (we also smashed some rocks cause it was fun)
anyways, i told this to my dearest and amber and we began to write a story... i is red, amber is purple
It was a dark and gloomy day. Edward was bored because Alice had stolen Bella for a shopping trip. He, Jasper, and Emmett were all about to start a game of football when they thought a wonderful idea; sneaking onto the Quiluete Reservation. "Jazz!" Emmett called, "We're going over to kick some werewolf ass. Quit messing with Rosalie's emotions and get over here!" Jasper ran down the stairs, still laughing from his mind games. "Let's do this thaaaang" he chuckled. Once they had all hoped in Emmett's jeep, they headed towards the reservation. Once they got to the line, Jasper called, "You sure you guys wanna do this? It could break the treaty." "Pshttttt," Emmett said, waving his hand like there was no problem. "Jacob needs a little jaw breaking done to him anyway," Edward muttered as he accelerated across the line. Once they arrived to Jacobs small home, they headed towards the back of the house to the garage where they knew he would be. "This is gunna be fun!" Emmett laughed as they rounded the house. They each walked stealthily, making sure Jacob's wolf hearing wouldnt pick up any sign of their approach. As they peeked through the window, they saw him there leaning casually against his beat up old rabbit. Jasper started to laugh evilly as he twisted his hands in malice. "He's so happy," he chuckled. They were just about to jump around to corner to scare the poor boy when Jacobs two friends, Quil and Embry, came up behind them. "woah, what are you guys doing here?" Jasper quickly changed the atmosphere to make the boys less suspicious. "We're just here to visit the mon-... Jacob," Edward said innocently. Just then, Paul ran through the trees phasing as soon as he got a whiff of the delightful vampires. Jasper, Emmett and Edward instantly knew they were in trouble. Just as they realized this, Jacob rounded the corner and Emmett scooped him up just like a football, and the three of them ran towards their jeep with Jacob still captive. "WHAT THE HELL! GET OFF ME!" Jacob screamed as Emmett threw him into the back of the jeep. "There's no need to struggle, dog. We just want to play..." Emmett said to him with a smile. Jasper tied some ropes around the boy while edward and emmett jumped into the front of the jeep and hit the gas as they flew back over the line. "Lets get this puppy home!" Emmett called out as Edward and Jasper laughed evily. Jacob struggled against the roped the whole way home, but they were tied to expertly for his chubby hands. As they drove up the driveway, through the meadow, and into the garage of the big white house, the brothers whispered their plan excitedly to each other. Emmett and Jasper grabbed the dog out of the jeep as Edward led them through the forest into a clearing not too far away. "What the hell are you guys doing with me!?" Jacob called fearfully. The brothers just laughed. "We're just giving you what you deserve, mongrel," Edward said in a malicious voice that made him truly sound like a vampire. As Edward and Emmett tied the dog to a tree, Jasper prepared to whip out some intense emotions that were bound to drive Jacob insane. Just as Jasper started to drive the dog insane, Alice and Bella were arriving home from their shopping trip. "Ugh, is that dog i smell?" She called as she sniffed the air. "oooo, Jacobs here! Lets go see him!" Bella said excitedly. "DAMMIT!" emmett yelled. "Bella always has to ruin the fun!" Edward whipped his head around to the house. "Oops..." he whispered, preparing himself to face the wrath of his beloved Bella. Alice's strong eyes saw the scene before Bella's did and she decided that the dog shouldn't get off so easy so she convinced Bella that he and her brothers were just having a little fun. They headed back to the house to show Esme all of their new findings. Edward saw his love grudgingly drag her feet into the house. "We better do this quick boys, Alice won't be able to hold her off for long." Emmett chuckled, "Let's just smash his brain in then?" He began to walk towards the speechless Jacob. "Woah , woah, guys! Common! Please don't do this!" Jacob begged them while they each got closer and closer to his restrained body, "Bella will never fogive any of you." He tried. Edward growled as he inched closer to the boy, "That's why you will never tell her" Emmett laughed beside him. Jasper swiftly sneaked up from behind the dog and smacked his head. "Muahahahaha" he chuckled, hitting Jacob again in the gut. Emmett laughed and threw his foot into the mongrel's mouth as Edward pulled at his hair. They all laughed a collective growl. "go ahead alice," Edward said after kicking Jasper a few more times. Alice giggled her shrill, wind chime laugh and crouched into a dangerous crouch. A growl developed in her throat as she launched herself at the smelly dog. "Guys?" Bella called as she came around a tree from behind them. "Bella! I thought i left you inside.." Alice said innocently as she back up from the hurt dog. Bella stared at the limp dog. "What are you doing to him?! Edward! Enough!!" She ran toward her best friend. "Jacob! Are you okay?" "Shit..." Emmett whispered under his breath. The four vampires fell back as Bella tried to untie the difficult knots. "Uh, no, not really!" Jacob spit as he glared at the vampires. "Edward!" Bella called. "Yes, my love?," He had instantly appeared beside her. "Untie these knots before i go tell Carlisle what you guys did!" Edward untied the knots effortlessly, turning back to see the anger and disappointment on his one and only love's face. "Bella..." he began, not knowing what to say for the first time in his 108 years. Jacob shook it out as he stared at the speachless vampire and crouched down, ready to spring at him. Bella noticed before Edward did, and her anger was instantly directed towards her best friend. "Jacob! Don't even try it!" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" he spat in her face. "you're going to stand here and protect that BLOODSUCKER after what he did to me?!" "He meant no harm," Bella responded, defending her Edward. "He was just having... fun"
TO BE CONTINUED.
well, that is all.
I HEART YOU ALL
there he is, all hammered up! :D (we also smashed some rocks cause it was fun)
anyways, i told this to my dearest and amber and we began to write a story... i is red, amber is purple
It was a dark and gloomy day. Edward was bored because Alice had stolen Bella for a shopping trip. He, Jasper, and Emmett were all about to start a game of football when they thought a wonderful idea; sneaking onto the Quiluete Reservation. "Jazz!" Emmett called, "We're going over to kick some werewolf ass. Quit messing with Rosalie's emotions and get over here!" Jasper ran down the stairs, still laughing from his mind games. "Let's do this thaaaang" he chuckled. Once they had all hoped in Emmett's jeep, they headed towards the reservation. Once they got to the line, Jasper called, "You sure you guys wanna do this? It could break the treaty." "Pshttttt," Emmett said, waving his hand like there was no problem. "Jacob needs a little jaw breaking done to him anyway," Edward muttered as he accelerated across the line. Once they arrived to Jacobs small home, they headed towards the back of the house to the garage where they knew he would be. "This is gunna be fun!" Emmett laughed as they rounded the house. They each walked stealthily, making sure Jacob's wolf hearing wouldnt pick up any sign of their approach. As they peeked through the window, they saw him there leaning casually against his beat up old rabbit. Jasper started to laugh evilly as he twisted his hands in malice. "He's so happy," he chuckled. They were just about to jump around to corner to scare the poor boy when Jacobs two friends, Quil and Embry, came up behind them. "woah, what are you guys doing here?" Jasper quickly changed the atmosphere to make the boys less suspicious. "We're just here to visit the mon-... Jacob," Edward said innocently. Just then, Paul ran through the trees phasing as soon as he got a whiff of the delightful vampires. Jasper, Emmett and Edward instantly knew they were in trouble. Just as they realized this, Jacob rounded the corner and Emmett scooped him up just like a football, and the three of them ran towards their jeep with Jacob still captive. "WHAT THE HELL! GET OFF ME!" Jacob screamed as Emmett threw him into the back of the jeep. "There's no need to struggle, dog. We just want to play..." Emmett said to him with a smile. Jasper tied some ropes around the boy while edward and emmett jumped into the front of the jeep and hit the gas as they flew back over the line. "Lets get this puppy home!" Emmett called out as Edward and Jasper laughed evily. Jacob struggled against the roped the whole way home, but they were tied to expertly for his chubby hands. As they drove up the driveway, through the meadow, and into the garage of the big white house, the brothers whispered their plan excitedly to each other. Emmett and Jasper grabbed the dog out of the jeep as Edward led them through the forest into a clearing not too far away. "What the hell are you guys doing with me!?" Jacob called fearfully. The brothers just laughed. "We're just giving you what you deserve, mongrel," Edward said in a malicious voice that made him truly sound like a vampire. As Edward and Emmett tied the dog to a tree, Jasper prepared to whip out some intense emotions that were bound to drive Jacob insane. Just as Jasper started to drive the dog insane, Alice and Bella were arriving home from their shopping trip. "Ugh, is that dog i smell?" She called as she sniffed the air. "oooo, Jacobs here! Lets go see him!" Bella said excitedly. "DAMMIT!" emmett yelled. "Bella always has to ruin the fun!" Edward whipped his head around to the house. "Oops..." he whispered, preparing himself to face the wrath of his beloved Bella. Alice's strong eyes saw the scene before Bella's did and she decided that the dog shouldn't get off so easy so she convinced Bella that he and her brothers were just having a little fun. They headed back to the house to show Esme all of their new findings. Edward saw his love grudgingly drag her feet into the house. "We better do this quick boys, Alice won't be able to hold her off for long." Emmett chuckled, "Let's just smash his brain in then?" He began to walk towards the speechless Jacob. "Woah , woah, guys! Common! Please don't do this!" Jacob begged them while they each got closer and closer to his restrained body, "Bella will never fogive any of you." He tried. Edward growled as he inched closer to the boy, "That's why you will never tell her" Emmett laughed beside him. Jasper swiftly sneaked up from behind the dog and smacked his head. "Muahahahaha" he chuckled, hitting Jacob again in the gut. Emmett laughed and threw his foot into the mongrel's mouth as Edward pulled at his hair. They all laughed a collective growl. "go ahead alice," Edward said after kicking Jasper a few more times. Alice giggled her shrill, wind chime laugh and crouched into a dangerous crouch. A growl developed in her throat as she launched herself at the smelly dog. "Guys?" Bella called as she came around a tree from behind them. "Bella! I thought i left you inside.." Alice said innocently as she back up from the hurt dog. Bella stared at the limp dog. "What are you doing to him?! Edward! Enough!!" She ran toward her best friend. "Jacob! Are you okay?" "Shit..." Emmett whispered under his breath. The four vampires fell back as Bella tried to untie the difficult knots. "Uh, no, not really!" Jacob spit as he glared at the vampires. "Edward!" Bella called. "Yes, my love?," He had instantly appeared beside her. "Untie these knots before i go tell Carlisle what you guys did!" Edward untied the knots effortlessly, turning back to see the anger and disappointment on his one and only love's face. "Bella..." he began, not knowing what to say for the first time in his 108 years. Jacob shook it out as he stared at the speachless vampire and crouched down, ready to spring at him. Bella noticed before Edward did, and her anger was instantly directed towards her best friend. "Jacob! Don't even try it!" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" he spat in her face. "you're going to stand here and protect that BLOODSUCKER after what he did to me?!" "He meant no harm," Bella responded, defending her Edward. "He was just having... fun"
TO BE CONTINUED.
well, that is all.
I HEART YOU ALL