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During math, a student next to me kept on imitating the teacher. After an hour my eye started twitching, but I was happy because I got quite a few points extra from my correct problems. The same student was looking at my ass, so I was sort of uncomfortable, but still content because I was listening to Understanding and that always makes me feel better.
Then he mumbled. "You have nice legs." And I liked that because... well, I cherish compliments like a sick man cherishes medicine. I'm happy I finally used that for something.
However, instead of speaking my gratitude, I mumbled "Fuck off or I'll shove a stake through your balls." It just happened. I didn't even turn around. And he sort of... chuckled and started paying attention. When class was over he told me he meant to say I had nice eyes. So now I'm going to be thinking of that all summer.
And I think I've already managed to freak my bio teacher out. During the beginning of the class I sort of just slouched in my seat and watched him with my eyes as he walked up and down the rows. He noticed, but I never looked away, and I think that made him rather uncomfortable.
When he came up to me, I asked him "So, how long have you been working here?" and he replied "A while."
And I sat while my partner did all the work. She's a very controlling person.
"Here, let me help you with that.... you put the tape on the toothpick.. not--"
"NO IT'S OKAY I GOT IT!"
-pauses, then sits back and relaxes-
Woot.
Then he mumbled. "You have nice legs." And I liked that because... well, I cherish compliments like a sick man cherishes medicine. I'm happy I finally used that for something.
However, instead of speaking my gratitude, I mumbled "Fuck off or I'll shove a stake through your balls." It just happened. I didn't even turn around. And he sort of... chuckled and started paying attention. When class was over he told me he meant to say I had nice eyes. So now I'm going to be thinking of that all summer.
And I think I've already managed to freak my bio teacher out. During the beginning of the class I sort of just slouched in my seat and watched him with my eyes as he walked up and down the rows. He noticed, but I never looked away, and I think that made him rather uncomfortable.
When he came up to me, I asked him "So, how long have you been working here?" and he replied "A while."
And I sat while my partner did all the work. She's a very controlling person.
"Here, let me help you with that.... you put the tape on the toothpick.. not--"
"NO IT'S OKAY I GOT IT!"
-pauses, then sits back and relaxes-
Woot.