Happy birthday, pup

[im_clairevoyant]

Happy five-week birthday, my puppy. I can't wait to meet you in a month! You sure have a lot of toys waiting for you.

At least we all know that, despite this horrible economy, Petco and Petsmart should be doing just fine. Thanks to me.

Oh, and my miracle rat died over the break. I should have known that she was not well. The rat gods giveth and they taketh away...