Dear Livejournal, this is called a meme

[im_charlie_btw]

1. Where is your cell phone?
dunno

2. Your significant other?
AMAZING!

3. Your hair?
blonde

Comments

[little_shephard]

2. You've got a significant other, have you? Do I know 'em?
11. Not the cloud monster?
14. Definitely not.
16. Any reason?
21. I don't think Hurley would appreciate that.

OOC: Got bored. :D Hope you don't mind!

[im_charlie_btw]

2. If you don't know her, you should. She's a real stunner.
11. The cloud monster is a ponce.
14. Glad you noticed.
16. They're mythical!
21. He hasn't seen it so far. No harm done.

[little_shephard]

2. Oh is she? What's she like?
11. You know you're afraid of it, Charlie.
14. Of course, you could be related to one. Your ears are a bit on the large side.
16. Yeah, but what would you do with it?
21. Wait til he does.

[im_charlie_btw]

2. She's very beautiful, much smarter than me, and for some reason laughs at my jokes, though I can't very well understand why.
11. Am not.
12. How rude!
16. Train it to bring me other mythical things. Like Christmas elves.
21. I'm waiting.

[little_shephard]

2. Maybe she's just being polite.
11. Are so.
14. I'm not saying it's bad! It's part of your charm.
16. You can't treat it like some kind of delivery service, Charlie. It's a unicorn! They deserve your respect!