{001} - [Voice/Action] - the Doctor is in

[im_brilliant]

[Just outside the village proper, the Doctor is wandering about, utterly perplexed as to why he is half-naked. The skinny bloke is a bit self-conscious, not to mention a little chilled given he had grown so accustomed to donning multiple layers. The wings also leave him highly perturbed.]

What- wings? Surely the TARDIS could not have damaged my

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[dayofcentury]

Unfortunately, I haven't seen any blue boxes. [SUDDENLY BEHIND YOU, DOCTOR.]

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[im_brilliant]

[JUMPS! WHIRLS AROUND!]

Oi you! Don't you be sneaking up on people!

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[dayofcentury]

[SORRY, IT'S PART OF HIS NATURE.]

You honestly didn't hear me in the trees?

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[im_brilliant]

[BAD SPARKLEPIRE! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A DOUBLE HEART ATTACK!]

I was a bit, erm, preoccupied.

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[dayofcentury]

[Alright, he'll stalk you where you can SEE him. that makes more sense. 8|]

Of course, my apologies. [Edward glances up at the trees. Still not sure how he couldn't have been heard, unless this guy is spacey like Bella.]

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[im_brilliant]

[Good sparklepire. Here, have a biscuit. It's made from used tampons.]

What were you doing up there, exactly? [He's definitely spacey...but in a completely different way.]

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[dayofcentury]

[ Phfff human food. OH MAN THAT'S GROSS EW XDDDD ]

Hunting. [Looks the Doctor over.] You're a New Feather. I'd welcome you to Luceti, but this isn't a place most of us want to be.

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[im_brilliant]

[WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT'S DELICIOUS! XDDD]

I've gathered that much, yes. What are you hunting?

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[dayofcentury]

[ IMAM VEGETARIAN, DOCTOR. GIMMIE A MOUNTAIN LION. ]

What else would you hunt in the woods?

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[im_brilliant]

[MOUNTAIN LION TAMPONS?]

...Deer? [Shrugs]

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[dayofcentury]

[ If you can get close enough to the mountain lion to do that and not get shredded? ]

Something of the sort. [He holds his hand up then gestures over to one of the trees. A birds nest!] Fair warning, new arrival. The animals talk.

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[im_brilliant]

[I've got skeellz :|]

I've already met a giant talking wolf, I'm not surprised. [Laughs]

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[dayofcentury]

[ Suuuuure you do, Doctor. Suuuuure.

There are wolves with wings. Then there are the actual animals of the area. Another fair warning... don't tick off the werewolves.

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[im_brilliant]

[Are you challenging him to plug up a mountain lion's vagina, Edward Cullen?]

They eat people, I take it?

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[dayofcentury]

[ Edward would think it was pretty stupid if you tried. ]

No. They just have bad tempers.

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[im_brilliant]

[He'd laugh, admit it.]

Good to know.