"Suspend reality, if it stops the room from spinning"
Halloween? hmm.. doesn't feel like it to me. This is the first halloween that I didn't have someone with me. So I just decorated and gave out candy. Some people came up to me while I was giving out candy and got their picture taken with me because they thought my costume and the decorations looked cool... I hope I didn't break their camera.
Last night I went to the Elks club in Oakwood for some dj job. It was boring, but since a lot of my family was there they made the night as interesting as possible. I just wished I had someone to talk to most of the time. My mom was hungy so she got beastly with the chip bowl and put her hand in it and it ended up being the only thing in the bowl after that since she knocked all the chips out of the bowl. Then I got really nervous because my mom's stereo wasn't working right, then she decides to tell me that when she was taking it outside she dropped it "a little." hmm... Then later on I went downstairs and played beer pong with my cousin and a bunch of other ppl. Then my aunt's boyfriend pissed me off so I went back upstairs and some guy that looked like a cross between Gene Simmons and Rob Trullijo gave me a check. But he was the most frightening thing I saw all night and I was almost afraid to take the money.. But nothing was stopping me from taking the money because thats almost 1/2 the money toward the strat im getting :0D That makes me happy... Really Really happy. I've been waiting 4 years to get this thing. Im so excited about it. I'm only 2 days away from having it. This is better than being 5 years old on christmas with a whole room full of presents. Anyway... last night a few other funny things happened. Like my crackheaded aunt decides she will made a penis and stick it on the mummy in the coffin. Later I stuck it in my mom's mouth when she yawned. it was funny. Then My cousin put it in the zipper on her skirt and it looked real as hell until i grabbed it and one of the balls fell off. Then my other cousin Ashley threw the ball at my mom. The other ball disconnected after the penis was thrown at my aunt. After that it was becoming severely damaged to i stuck it in the rubber doll's mouth. I think it may still be there... But anyway.. im going to take a shower now so I'll update again soon
Last night I went to the Elks club in Oakwood for some dj job. It was boring, but since a lot of my family was there they made the night as interesting as possible. I just wished I had someone to talk to most of the time. My mom was hungy so she got beastly with the chip bowl and put her hand in it and it ended up being the only thing in the bowl after that since she knocked all the chips out of the bowl. Then I got really nervous because my mom's stereo wasn't working right, then she decides to tell me that when she was taking it outside she dropped it "a little." hmm... Then later on I went downstairs and played beer pong with my cousin and a bunch of other ppl. Then my aunt's boyfriend pissed me off so I went back upstairs and some guy that looked like a cross between Gene Simmons and Rob Trullijo gave me a check. But he was the most frightening thing I saw all night and I was almost afraid to take the money.. But nothing was stopping me from taking the money because thats almost 1/2 the money toward the strat im getting :0D That makes me happy... Really Really happy. I've been waiting 4 years to get this thing. Im so excited about it. I'm only 2 days away from having it. This is better than being 5 years old on christmas with a whole room full of presents. Anyway... last night a few other funny things happened. Like my crackheaded aunt decides she will made a penis and stick it on the mummy in the coffin. Later I stuck it in my mom's mouth when she yawned. it was funny. Then My cousin put it in the zipper on her skirt and it looked real as hell until i grabbed it and one of the balls fell off. Then my other cousin Ashley threw the ball at my mom. The other ball disconnected after the penis was thrown at my aunt. After that it was becoming severely damaged to i stuck it in the rubber doll's mouth. I think it may still be there... But anyway.. im going to take a shower now so I'll update again soon