dear mun }

[im_apimp]

You are just the queen of bad plans lately, aren't you? All of this is asking for me to get my ass kicked.

... Except for the Jessica thing. The Jessica thing would be kind of awesome. The Caroline thing too. Dropping me on that douchebag of a vampire, literally, is not.

Just for the record.

And we're not going to comment on my affinity for vampires. Or vampire bait. I swear if you call me a fang hag, I will punch you in the face.

.... Just shut up.