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off in the corner, there's a cricket sitting very still. it's odd. it won't jump. but it's alive. if there was a fish here he might like it. but then again. may be not. becaue the cricket isn't jumping. so the fish would be flopping and not worried about the cricket. it would want water. but there's a cup of water on the table. so maybe it could go in there, and i'll put the cricket in. maybe THEN it'll start moving. nope, shit. it must have really been dead. didn't have a fih, but the cricket didn't move, so the fish would still be hungry. and i don't have any fish food. but maybe i could just cook the fish. then i wouldn't be hungry. but i'm not hungry. so it's ok. i'm glad the cricket was dead. too bad though. that glass of water has a cricket in it now. it twitched a minute ago. maybe i shouldn't have put it in the water. i wonder what crickets think about u burping. they're like. what the fuck was that? hmph. i'm gonna go walk around...