Re: 12 TYPES OF FEMALESwagdaddywagMay 1 2006, 13:26:02 UTC
7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man.
Disadvantages a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until you're married or B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a motherfuckin' lie.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages a. She is the one you respect. b. She may know about the others, but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in a female. d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass. b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself your wife even if she may just be that chick on the side. e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.
10. Ms. I have a Man
Advantages a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass. d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY. c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you. d. Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it. f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm. g. Every friend wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it. b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about. c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
******************** 12. MRS. RIGHT ********************
Advantages a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. f. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Physically, and Sexually. g. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. h. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. i. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. j. You can talk to her and confide in her, she is your best friend. k. You love being around her more than your boys. l. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. m. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever. n. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. o. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
Disadvantage a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.
LADIES REPOST IF YOU THINK THIS IS TRUE
GUYS REPOST IF YOU ONLY WANT MRS. RIGHT OR ALREADY HAVE HER
Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until you're married or
B. She said she's never done -
she said she's never tried -
she's sitting there telling a motherfuckin' lie.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She may know about the others, but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious
and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you
in your act and then kick your ass.
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true.
So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her.
She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere
and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself your wife even
if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.
10. Ms. I have a Man
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you
about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then
leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her
man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man
once she gets pissed off at her real man.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every friend wants her b/c she's so mysterious
and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend
somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
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12. MRS. RIGHT
********************
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is
Beautiful and therefore encompasses
all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing,
determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order
a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She knows that a relationship requires a 200%
quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
f. She can please her man in anyway.
Mentally, Physically, and Sexually.
g. She makes you recognize your full
potential as a man and completes you.
h. She's always there for,
no matter what your dreams are.
i. She's not afraid to tell you the truth
and set you straight.
j. You can talk to her and confide in her,
she is your best friend.
k. You love being around her more than your boys.
l. You can share your most intimate moments
with her without sex.
m. You can have a bad argument with her
and have the BEST Mind Numbing and
passionate love making fest ever.
n. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems
and will often take most of your shit.
But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
o. She's nothing like any other girl you've met.
She's your woman.
Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.
LADIES REPOST IF YOU THINK THIS IS TRUE
GUYS REPOST IF YOU ONLY WANT MRS. RIGHT OR ALREADY HAVE HER
REPOST AS "12 TYPES OF FEMALES"
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