Alas.

[im_an_escapade]

Nobody remembered my birthday today. . . :(

SAD ELEPHANT

Comments

[wagdaddywag]

awwww

happy belated birthday?

[lets_seepicasso]

happybirthday babe

but riddle me this!
how is anyone supposed to remember your birthday if you wont ever call anyone anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[im_an_escapade]

same to you mon petite amie.
my cell phone hasnt said shayna in quite some time

[blimeyoreilly32]

:(((((((((
im sorry
I miss you so much
I feel like I haven't seen you in ten billion years even though that time with natalie wasn't that long ago
I reallly miss going to borders with you and just sitting there
we didnt even have to talk but just knowing you were there made me feel so much better about everything
I miisssss youuuu
I love you drew you are my best friend

[chestersmom]

well fuck me.

facebook has failed me for once.

i love you and happy birthday?

you should have fucking said something to me when i saw you!!!

:(:(

Re: "...just trying to get attention..."

[chestersmom]

haha, i just checked and your birthday isnt until May!

stupidhead.

you make me feel bad!

lol

Re: "...just trying to get attention..."

[im_an_escapade]

heheehehehehehehehe
interestingly enough none of the people that this journal entry was aimed at appear to have actually read it.

[buhbuhforever]

waittttttt

what!

you never told me you had a birthday!

[im_an_escapade]

it's becuase im an android
---who is paranoid
------a paranoid android