THERE IS NO SPOON.

Mar 01, 2009 03:45

Just got done watching The Matrix for the first time since 1999. What a piece of shit.

Dark City, now there's where it's at.

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sloppysanford March 2 2009, 09:18:05 UTC
why god why.......

we're watching national treasure next time i come up there, right?

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im_already_dead March 2 2009, 10:28:02 UTC
Oh fuck yes we should. Afrank and I were talking tonight in the midst of all the Matrixing, that we need to watch those. Wednesday sounds like a good day to do that. Way into it.

For the record just finished watching The Matrix: Reloaded. Not as terrible as I was told it would be, maybe it was just my low expectations. Total fucking Dark City rip off though.

Matrix: Revolutions tomorrow night...sigh.

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sloppysanford March 2 2009, 10:49:45 UTC
god damn, nothing says "i hate myself" quite like forcing yourself to sit through all 3 matrix movies.

amirite?

who's bright idea was this? alex's?

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im_already_dead March 2 2009, 14:17:38 UTC
Yeah, no you're right. Oddly enough it was my bright idea, we got all 3 of them in on Blu-ray last week and I've been wanting to re-watch the first one for the past few years but have had the ol' keith mindset of "FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!" so in the spirit of change I figured I'd peep the first one last night. And of course that lead to Reloaded.

Here's my beef with these flicks, why are they so fucking stupid. Rad in theory, bullshit in execution.

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sloppysanford March 2 2009, 19:54:22 UTC
ah, blu-ray. well that's kinda sweet.

yeah, those movies (at least the first one) took all this brilliant source material of stuff that brought up questions of alternate realities, etc like The Invisibles and then jacked the visual style of animes like ghost in the shell and akira.....and then just dumbed way the fuck down for all us idiots. buncha hacks.

i will say the helicopter explosion in the first one, as retarded as it is, still looks pretty damn amazing.

the 3rd movie turns into some dragonball z shit at the end, major oof.

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staygoldalex March 2 2009, 20:27:10 UTC
you're high dude, if you're speaking of the mecha combat bullshit then the end of 3 is the best part of the trilogy.

also, carrie-anne moss: keith says hot, i say severe bull dyke. thoughts?

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sloppysanford March 2 2009, 21:03:50 UTC
naw, bro. the mech combat is pretty tight. i'm refering to the agent smith vs. neo flying through the air DBZ style bullshit. shit is so weak.

carrie-anne moss.......i go back and forth. i'm not saying i wouldn't, but she's no where near the top of my list. not a severe bull dyke, though.

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im_already_dead March 2 2009, 23:46:04 UTC
No spoilers, you femmes.

Afrank should I watch Revolutions by meself, or wait it out to watch it with my bud?

Also, carrie-anne moss...just a normal looking chick dude, what gives?

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sloppysanford March 2 2009, 23:57:48 UTC
ah, my bad dude. that makes sense that you haven't seen it yet, haha. prepare to be bummed.

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