The Story of Fort Awesome.
So last night I went to the boardwalk with Egg, Steph, Adam and Sam. It was good times. Sam got in arguments on the phone all night, it was hilarious. Egg, Steph, and Adam...chill as always. It was good times to say the least as two blunts were smoked and Captain was ingested. Egg and I decide that we are going to go to the beach in the morning. So we do. And it's a beautiful fucking day with cold fucking water. I play with Devil Sticks, Egg sorta gets the hang of it, and after checking out the beach and boardwalk, I embark on my quest to dig a hole. My goal was to dig a hole deep enough for my head to be poking out only. It worked, and with the help of Egg I had a sweet wall to protect me from invaders. It was named Fort Awesome, compliments of Egg, and it got some notice. It was fun as hell to jump into as well. Two guys came to take pictures, and one hot girl and her friend (yeah I'm a jerk >:}) Came over to gaze in awe at the size our huge hole... if only they weren't 15. So anyway, after they left, and me being at a beach full of scantily clad women, the idea comes to me. By the end of this summer, I will dig a whole big enough for two people in which I will have sex in, and no one will know and it will be hilarious. Anyway, the hole was about 6 feet deep when we finished, and it was sweet. We buried me in it, and I couldn't get out for a little while, until I finally dug myself out. Overall a good day.