I'm tired, expect typos and errors.
Hmm that is a line I could never ever get away with at work. Less than 1% error!
I saw Pineapple Express this weekend. NOT Panda Express as I so jackassary made a fool of myself saying one time at work, out loud to people. I'm sure I shouldn't be allowed to talk. The movie was good. I laughed a lot. And I totally want the gun vase see link for imageary. http://www.thisnext.com/item/865D427E/3-Guns-Table-Vase Sorry I'm tired all you get is a copy and pasted link. If you're interested you'll look if not oh well. I also like the dinosaur toys in the fish tanks.
So apparently I was killed, dead, raped, and dumped in a ditch some where today. Or at least my coworker thought so. I mean I don't want this to come across as I am mocking my coworkers. I am completely flattered that my absence was enough to cause alarm and concern it made me feel special but in the big picture it seem a bit was silly.
First background info. essential to the story. My shift starts at 11am I usually park in the same general area if not the same spot every day. I park over in the far parking lot that is not my company's parking lot but uhh the empty building parking lot next to my company. It's a bit further but hey I can use the walk so why not. Well I leave work at 8pm and it is usually pretty empty and sometimes dark over there at night- sometimes. However i usually leave with a group of coworkers so I'm not worried. (yes I realize perhaps since I have been held up by gun point that I should be more weary but eh... off subject, feel free to harass and lecture in comments).
Well last night the coworkers I usually walk out with left before me because i was finishing up an order. So my Co-worker came in today and didn't see me. 30 min. pass by she still didn't see me so she starts to worry. Now I don't know the order of how things went but she emailed my team lead Calvin (aka prowrestler Homicide... ok not really I just think he looks like him so I like to tease him). Well he's is also not at his desk so obviously no response. She also emailed Rena and asked her if my car was really out there to which she positively response. Now she is getting more worried and so she go ask my other team lead Lynda where I am, who says she doesn't know and that she hasn't seen me. So I guess Concerned co-worker tells her how my car is in the same parking spot as last night and I walked out alone. I'm not sure what exactly was said but then they go to my manager Robin and asked if I called out and they just never sent an updated email of my calling out. (They email everyone in the department a list of who will be out that day). Nope, no call out from me. So then I guess manager Robin goes to Manager Beth. Who tells Robin to see if i clocked in (yes it is like office space where you have a many managers). Robin checks and sure enough I'm clocked in. Then it dawns on people that I am in a meeting. Wait what, it doesn't end with me being killed dead in a ditch. Sorry to all of you who hoped this was being written by the ghost of Tammy Terror. I was just in a meeting! As well as Calvin thus why he didn't answer her question of where was I.
Anyway my eyes are furious with me for keeping them up and not letting them rest. As I don't enjoy burning eye sensation, I shall obey them. I know I am a pussy for letting my eyes get the better of me but what am I to do against the mighty organs of the eyes? What the hell am I writing...... sure sign I need to get to rest now. I hope you enjoyed my post. Kay thanks bye.
I saw Pineapple Express this weekend. NOT Panda Express as I so jackassary made a fool of myself saying one time at work, out loud to people. I'm sure I shouldn't be allowed to talk. The movie was good. I laughed a lot. And I totally want the gun vase see link for imageary. http://www.thisnext.com/item/865D427E/3-Guns-Table-Vase Sorry I'm tired all you get is a copy and pasted link. If you're interested you'll look if not oh well. I also like the dinosaur toys in the fish tanks.
So apparently I was killed, dead, raped, and dumped in a ditch some where today. Or at least my coworker thought so. I mean I don't want this to come across as I am mocking my coworkers. I am completely flattered that my absence was enough to cause alarm and concern it made me feel special but in the big picture it seem a bit was silly.
First background info. essential to the story. My shift starts at 11am I usually park in the same general area if not the same spot every day. I park over in the far parking lot that is not my company's parking lot but uhh the empty building parking lot next to my company. It's a bit further but hey I can use the walk so why not. Well I leave work at 8pm and it is usually pretty empty and sometimes dark over there at night- sometimes. However i usually leave with a group of coworkers so I'm not worried. (yes I realize perhaps since I have been held up by gun point that I should be more weary but eh... off subject, feel free to harass and lecture in comments).
Well last night the coworkers I usually walk out with left before me because i was finishing up an order. So my Co-worker came in today and didn't see me. 30 min. pass by she still didn't see me so she starts to worry. Now I don't know the order of how things went but she emailed my team lead Calvin (aka prowrestler Homicide... ok not really I just think he looks like him so I like to tease him). Well he's is also not at his desk so obviously no response. She also emailed Rena and asked her if my car was really out there to which she positively response. Now she is getting more worried and so she go ask my other team lead Lynda where I am, who says she doesn't know and that she hasn't seen me. So I guess Concerned co-worker tells her how my car is in the same parking spot as last night and I walked out alone. I'm not sure what exactly was said but then they go to my manager Robin and asked if I called out and they just never sent an updated email of my calling out. (They email everyone in the department a list of who will be out that day). Nope, no call out from me. So then I guess manager Robin goes to Manager Beth. Who tells Robin to see if i clocked in (yes it is like office space where you have a many managers). Robin checks and sure enough I'm clocked in. Then it dawns on people that I am in a meeting. Wait what, it doesn't end with me being killed dead in a ditch. Sorry to all of you who hoped this was being written by the ghost of Tammy Terror. I was just in a meeting! As well as Calvin thus why he didn't answer her question of where was I.
Anyway my eyes are furious with me for keeping them up and not letting them rest. As I don't enjoy burning eye sensation, I shall obey them. I know I am a pussy for letting my eyes get the better of me but what am I to do against the mighty organs of the eyes? What the hell am I writing...... sure sign I need to get to rest now. I hope you enjoyed my post. Kay thanks bye.