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[im_a_french]

i stole this from chelsea, i hope she doesn't mind

If I were a month I would be november
If I were a day of the week I would be saturday
If I were a time of day I would be 1 am
If I were a planet I would be neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be a clown fish
If I were a direction I would be North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be a table
If I were a sin I would be lies
If I were a liquid I would be a orange juice
If I were a tree I would be a weeping willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be a spanish moss
If I were a kind of weather I would be torrential rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be a piano
If I were an animal I would be an owl
If I were a colour I would be maroon
If I were a vegetable I would be a grape
If I were a sound I would be horn
If I were an element I would be zinc
If I were a car I would be a mini
If I were a song I would be this is the song that never ends
If I were a movie I would be the phantom of the opera
If I were a book I would be the chronicles of chrestomancy
If I were a food I would be big red
If I were a place I would be France
If I were a material I would be cotton
If I were a taste I would be watermelon
If I were a scent I would be lavender
If I were a word I would beidunno
If I were an object I would be a rose
If I were a body part I would be an arm
If I were a facial expression I would be a stern face
If I were a cartoon character I would be the breakfast monkey
If I were a shape I would be a circle
If I were a number I would be 7