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[im_a_country_2]

[He was going to say something, it was going to be inspiring, it was going to be on the lines of Flonne's motivational speech. He was going to talk about how justice prevails and heroes always win and other stuff he's gotten from TV and comic books. But... he can't muster that sort of thing anymore, ever since he saw what happened to Latvia.

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[totalpartykill]

A... are you all right, Mister...?

[Aw, he sounds genuinely concerned, too.]

[im_a_country_2]

No! My friend was just brutally murdered!

[totalpartykill]

... I saw.

He was your friend? I...

[He pauses, seeming dejected and a little upset. Seeming being the key word here.]

I'm really sorry...

[im_a_country_2]

He'll be back at least.... And when he returns I'll throw him a party, it will all be good then.

[totalpartykill]

A party? ... Can I come? I'm sure he'll be really pleased!

[im_a_country_2]

It's a private party, but, next time I throw an open party you can come.

Yeah! Once I find a projector and hook ups for my laptop you can come and watch all the sentai shows I have! Even Japanese and American Power Rangers!

[totalpartykill]

[Telling a seven-year-old boy that he can't come to your party? SO HARSH, SEALAND. ... Not that Phibrizzo cares all that much.]

... aww... well, if you say so...

What's a "sentai show"?...

[im_a_country_2]

[Like he cares, this is him Latvia time!]

It's a team of heroes that defend the Earth with truth, justice, and love! They fight demons and monsters and space aliens! They can transform into giant robots and protect everyone!!!

[totalpartykill]

[JERK. >|

Also that sounds absolutely ridiculous and hilariously stupid but he's going to pretend it's an awesome idea, kay?]

People that can turn into... giant robots?

[Also uh. WHAT IS THIS ROBOT YOU SPEAK OF.]

I don't think I understand, but it sounds pretty cool, Mister!

[im_a_country_2]

IT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!