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So I woke up at four this afternoon to this conversation:
"Why is the screen in the bathroom missing?"
"I'm shootin' squirrells."
"From inside?"
"They can see me when I'm outside."
"You are gonna hit one of those goddamned dogs."
"Naw, I put them inside before I started shootin."
"Just remember to put the screen back."
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If that doesn't spell redneck, I don't know what does.
"Why is the screen in the bathroom missing?"
"I'm shootin' squirrells."
"From inside?"
"They can see me when I'm outside."
"You are gonna hit one of those goddamned dogs."
"Naw, I put them inside before I started shootin."
"Just remember to put the screen back."
END SCENE
If that doesn't spell redneck, I don't know what does.