Not every day a lady gets a cartoon hammer -and- an excuse to use it...
* `Lita wanders out here from somewhere, humming softly.
* Some pushes himself up, and stumbles off into the woods, in the vague direction of PrIME.
Bye, Some.
"Take care!"
* `Lita is, tonight, wearing something well. ..'Bastardized Victorian' might work. Since, uh. Well. It's /kinda/ victorianesque (but more bastardized victorian than what even -Bella's- wearing)
"Be careful." Vague wave.
* Hastur[toon] blinks.* Hullo, 'Lita.
"And hallo Fraulien."
<`Lita> "Hello, all. How're we doing?" <3
Mngh. *wilts visibly again.*
"I am tipsy. And Flavius and Bella are warm." He's in that pile of yellow robes somewhere.
"Mmalil'drunk, mself." And she agrees with that statement of warmth.
* `Lita raises an eyebrow at Hastur, "Still not back to normal, sweet?" She drops onto the bench, leaning back like she owns the place.
*sighhhhhh* nope. And it's getting /worse./ Rhyming? Puns? My faaaaaaaaace.... *he paws at it unhappily.*
* `Lita chuckles a bit and smiles lazily, resting her chin on the back of her hand. "-Well-, I can think of -one- solution." She implies -her-, of course.
* Hastur[toon] stops pawing miserably at his face, letting it snap back into place.* What do I need to do?
<`Lita> "For -that- wish, my darling man in Yellow--" There's a flash of a distant look if you're observant, which is quickly followed by an amused snrk, "..Reach behind your back and produce a cartoon hammer. Fate decrees this." She says it seriously, even with the amused look on her face.
...
abwh... o.O
<`Lita> ^_^
* Bella[Yard] ...blink
"I may be a bit drunk."
"..But did she say what I think she said."
... She did.
* Hastur[toon] stands and flaps his robes about for a beat or two as though trying to locate his dignity within them.*
"Dude, you almost certainly have one behind you. Just grab it."
"Take your time, dear, I'm patiant." <3
Right.
* `Lita ..said that, dammit all
* Bella[Yard] did not.
* Bella[Yard] is most certainly not 'Lita.
* Bella[Yard] (even if she has some level of Foglio-verse curves)
* Hastur[toon] reaches back. HNRGH. By the handle, he pulls out of hammerspace a big ol cartoon mallet with a head almost as big as he is. Written on it is the legend 'SM4X0R'*
<`Lita> ((XD))
* `Lita reaches out for it, standing up. "You might want to stand away from your friends, dear."
...O.o
* Bella[Yard] rubs her face a little with her left hand.
* Hastur[toon] takes a long step away from them.*
* `Lita takes the hammer, hefting its weight in both hands, hmming for a moment, leaning it against her hip, rubbing her hands together, then grabbing it, hefting it up over her shoulders, and taking a long, hard *SWING* at Hastur. *WHOLLIP.*
* `Lita (this, somehow, causes him to revert)
* Hastur[toon] is flattened!*
*PUUF!*
* Hastur[toon] is now known as Hastur
"--!"
* Hastur sits up. Rubs his head.*
* `Lita leans on the hammer, grinning, "And how do you feel, dear?" <3
"....WOOOOO!"
"..There's.. no -way-." She just shakes her head and grins drunkenly, "Welcome back."
Hungry. And I've a bit of a headache. But pretty good. *looks at his hands* I'm me again!
* `Lita beams
<`Lita> "I'm good at what I do, sweet." <3
*relieved* Oh, thank you. *hugs 'Lita.*
* `Lita hugs him and kisses his cheek, "It's no problem, sweet~ It's what I /do/." Amusingly, the hammer's still there, and still cartoon looking, hardlines surrounding it and everything.
* Metody laughs happily
* Hastur will hug a Bella and a Metody, too. Whooo, he's himself again! Day-um, that's one happy ... thingee.*
* Bella[Yard] hugs him too! And beams drunkenly.
* `Lita hefts the hammer up again, peering at it for a moment before grinning. Somehow and.. ..well, through Cartoon Physics and the power of Fate, she crams it in her sleeve, to be sent to her shop.
* Metody squeezes him tight
* vorko][zzz has quit (Ping timeout)
I ... am hungry. I think I shall make food. Who's with me?
"That." Hm "sounds like a good idea. Yes."
<`Lita> "Food's always a good thing, dear." She grins
* Hastur ambles back inside and will make FOOD while his euphoric mood lasts.
"I am sleepy." he announces. And hugs everyone, even Lita, before ambling towards that room he keeps using.
* Bella[Yard] kisses Metody on the cheek when he leaves. "Sleep well. Might come later'o'somethin'."
* `Lita beams and hugs him back. <3
* Hastur hugs him before he has a chance to escape and then heads kitchenward.
* Normie[Studies] has quit (Ping timeout)
"Hooray! Bella snuggles maybe!" And he's through the door and off the screen.
^_^
((Hee))
* Bella[Yard] stands a little wobblyish and heads into the Sanctuary
* `Lita chuckles a bit and heads inside as well, "Not every day a lady gets a cartoon hammer -and- an excuse to use it..."