Sep 15, 2004 19:52
I was disgustingly bored today. I just sat around and cleaned dishes and washed clothing and tried to be productive. Around nine I convinced Ned to join me for coffee over at caribou. We hung out there for a good hour or so and talked to his friend Jessica, who happens to work there. She is a disturbingly sweet girl and I'm quite happy she works so close to me. I really do enjoy talking with her.
Hyper off of our beverages, Ned and I came up with an idea for a new movie. An Iraqi terrorist group develops a new form of machine warfare... androids. Disguised as two beautiful British school girls (Me and Ned) the droids are sent in to kill the daughter of the President of the United States. Luckily, a beautiful vampire huntress catches onto their scheme and must protect the Presidents daughter from harm. But the droids are fast, powerful, and sneaky... and British... and disguise themselves as two attractive men in an attempt to seduce the Presidents daughter.
We're so fucking weird...
If you would like to be a part of this film, please do let me know. The more the merrier.
Another film we've discussed is our who Donny Osmond horror film, in which Donny Osmond stalks attractive teenagers and steals their perfect teeth. I've learned that Squeaky Piggy Productions cant go wrong with that standard formula. Evil Hollywood Idol. Pretty teenagers. Typical slasher storyline. Well, typical wouldn't exactly be the word I'm looking for...
I've only posted twice today... that's no good... I'll be back soon I'm sure.
squeaky piggy,
androids,
donny osmond,
british school girls,
iraqi terrorist,
coffee,
jessica,
ned,
vampire huntress