Why I'm questioning being a father...
Customer: Is there a broom that I could use for a moment?
Me: Oh sure, but here... let me get it! What was it, spill some sprinkles?
Customer: No, it's Satan...
(Points to her son, a mere babe with fire in his eyes and a face smothered in chocolate.)
Customer: Honestly, at times I think I may have actually given birth to the anti-christ...
Me: ...
Actual conversation...
.... Listen, this does NOT make being a parent sound at ALL tempting.
But I fuckin' LOVE babies... hm... this is gonna' be tough. Thank God I'm only 20...
Me: Oh sure, but here... let me get it! What was it, spill some sprinkles?
Customer: No, it's Satan...
(Points to her son, a mere babe with fire in his eyes and a face smothered in chocolate.)
Customer: Honestly, at times I think I may have actually given birth to the anti-christ...
Me: ...
Actual conversation...
.... Listen, this does NOT make being a parent sound at ALL tempting.
But I fuckin' LOVE babies... hm... this is gonna' be tough. Thank God I'm only 20...