Hm...

Sep 08, 2006 12:10

So I just received a message via MySpace from a heavy-set, rather threatening African American gentleman whose title is, and I quote... "YOU KNOW I DAT NIG#A YOU SCARED OF"

Subject line- No Comment

Message Body- wanna fuck sexy?

... Listen...

first off... NO... NO I DO NOT WANNA FUCK  YOU "YOU KNOW I DAT NIG#A YOU SCARED OF". I'm sorry, but you're TITLE alone makes me question my sexuality... because if I'm going to get hit on by guys who refer to themselves as "YOU KNOW I DAT NIG#A YOU SCARED OF", I'd rather just be a-sexual my whole life!

Secondly... why the FUCK do you find it appropriate to message me in such a BLUNT manor?! Do you think thats, like... sexy?! I don't!!! I mean, what is it ABOUT me that makes gay men think "mmm... fresh meat... and O SO willing!!!".

That's it... I'm pulling a Paris Hilton... no, even better... I'm becoming a NUN!!!

...

And that is the end of that....

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