As promised
Let's go over some of the recent events that have taken place over the period of the last few weeks.
-The Benefit- O my... wondrous... The voices were so rich... The spirits were so high... The river rolling had never been more energetic!!! And those confetti canons... How... unnecessary... But all in all it was a fabulous time spent with fabulous people, even if I didn't agree with all of decisions that were made. My experience was almost ruined though... I don't know how... or why... but during one of our final rehearsals, I had what Mary, Gina, and others claimed was a "definite stress-attack". I'm happy that didn't last though, and my mood cleared up by the end of the next day.
-The After-Party- ... So there was wine... free wine... And they were NOT ID'ing... Bless you Playhouse Square... Bless you and your lack of authority! So any-who, after about eight glasses of wine, I was gone. Here's a list of some of my more memorable drunken moments...
-Telling Matt and Eric I wanted to have a three-some with them... three times...
-Telling Ray that he is "very attractive" and has a "great ass"
-Running into Kelly's mother, who seemed rather shocked with my drunken demeanor...
-Breaking a bread-stick over Catie's head...
-The Boa VS. The Scorpion... and the Otter... and the Sea Anemone...
-That fucking doll in Stephanie's living room...
-Ripping my Godspell pants on Stephanie's door... badly...
-My attempts to seduce Chris
-My interpretive dance about Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches
-My interpretive dance about chillin's
Please let me know if I've left anything out... I'm sure most of you will know...
Sigh...
-No longer talking to Aaron... After a while, it became blatantly obvious that it wasn't going anywhere... o well... that just means more wild sex with random men who I don't know for me!!!
-Meeting my dad- Yeah, most of you already know about this, but I'll recap just for the hell of it. It was very positive and we both responded VERY well! We've hung out multiple times since then, and while it is still slightly awkward (for me at least), that's to be expected. I man, after going almost twenty years without a father figure in my life, and to suddenly have him enter back into the picture... CRAZY!!! But it's a good crazy... He got me Strangers With Candy season 3 on DVD... it was MUCH appreciated. I also talked him into getting Nelly Furtado's frst album Whoa Nelly. It seems that that was also much appreciated on his part. Awe, we're bonding!
-The porn- Alright, let's get this over with. Yes, I'm doing a photo shoot for a porn company in Cleveland. It will just be me posing nude this time around, but chances are I will probably pose with a partner later on... if this all works out. I do need to keep up with my diet and set up a regular fitness routine, but I'm already getting to work on my physical appearance. I'm getting a professional shave, cutting all of my hair off (again), and going tanning every other day. I'm also going to be getting my eyebrows done, so expect those giant bars of hair to have an actual shape to them in the next week or so. And... I'm completely Nairing my body... So, yeah... BIG changes... for me at least...
-Musical Review- I've been cast in a musical review at Cassidy along with Gina Davis and Mary. It should be fun... and even if the show sucks, at least I'm dipping my feet into some new waters. Who knows... maybe this will be a good thing!
There's more, but I need some time to fix up for tonight so I must depart. I shall be back soon... Promise!
-The Benefit- O my... wondrous... The voices were so rich... The spirits were so high... The river rolling had never been more energetic!!! And those confetti canons... How... unnecessary... But all in all it was a fabulous time spent with fabulous people, even if I didn't agree with all of decisions that were made. My experience was almost ruined though... I don't know how... or why... but during one of our final rehearsals, I had what Mary, Gina, and others claimed was a "definite stress-attack". I'm happy that didn't last though, and my mood cleared up by the end of the next day.
-The After-Party- ... So there was wine... free wine... And they were NOT ID'ing... Bless you Playhouse Square... Bless you and your lack of authority! So any-who, after about eight glasses of wine, I was gone. Here's a list of some of my more memorable drunken moments...
-Telling Matt and Eric I wanted to have a three-some with them... three times...
-Telling Ray that he is "very attractive" and has a "great ass"
-Running into Kelly's mother, who seemed rather shocked with my drunken demeanor...
-Breaking a bread-stick over Catie's head...
-The Boa VS. The Scorpion... and the Otter... and the Sea Anemone...
-That fucking doll in Stephanie's living room...
-Ripping my Godspell pants on Stephanie's door... badly...
-My attempts to seduce Chris
-My interpretive dance about Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches
-My interpretive dance about chillin's
Please let me know if I've left anything out... I'm sure most of you will know...
Sigh...
-No longer talking to Aaron... After a while, it became blatantly obvious that it wasn't going anywhere... o well... that just means more wild sex with random men who I don't know for me!!!
-Meeting my dad- Yeah, most of you already know about this, but I'll recap just for the hell of it. It was very positive and we both responded VERY well! We've hung out multiple times since then, and while it is still slightly awkward (for me at least), that's to be expected. I man, after going almost twenty years without a father figure in my life, and to suddenly have him enter back into the picture... CRAZY!!! But it's a good crazy... He got me Strangers With Candy season 3 on DVD... it was MUCH appreciated. I also talked him into getting Nelly Furtado's frst album Whoa Nelly. It seems that that was also much appreciated on his part. Awe, we're bonding!
-The porn- Alright, let's get this over with. Yes, I'm doing a photo shoot for a porn company in Cleveland. It will just be me posing nude this time around, but chances are I will probably pose with a partner later on... if this all works out. I do need to keep up with my diet and set up a regular fitness routine, but I'm already getting to work on my physical appearance. I'm getting a professional shave, cutting all of my hair off (again), and going tanning every other day. I'm also going to be getting my eyebrows done, so expect those giant bars of hair to have an actual shape to them in the next week or so. And... I'm completely Nairing my body... So, yeah... BIG changes... for me at least...
-Musical Review- I've been cast in a musical review at Cassidy along with Gina Davis and Mary. It should be fun... and even if the show sucks, at least I'm dipping my feet into some new waters. Who knows... maybe this will be a good thing!
There's more, but I need some time to fix up for tonight so I must depart. I shall be back soon... Promise!