Zombies...
So tonight... Well... Erica, Michelle and I went to Kelsey and Monique's party... and we got rained on... and then we got lost... but then we ate... the cake was AMAZING... Happy b-day ladies!
Then Michelle went to watch Monk, so Catie came over and we watched some Miss. Castaway... they did not approve... Then we went to Wal-Greens, but Catie and I insisted on walking... and then it rained... of course... and we were drenched... of course... and Erica was not for she drove...
Fucking bitch...
And then three random men sang to us in three part harmony...
...
When we got back, I gave Catie some dry clothes... made of plastic... and then we looked at a mens underwear catalog...
...
And then we watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, and it was terribly fucked up and wondrous...
After Erica left, Catie and I discussed for an hour how we would spend our days if we became zombies. We decided we actually choose to become zombies, and then find lavish and exciting ways to infect our friends. After we were bitten, we would spend our last few hours dressing up and doing our makeup so we would look as life-like and not-dead as possible, and then we would go under-cover as humans and plot against those close to us... and bite them... gently... and then allow them to join our zombie clan and scheme with us and it would all be good fun...
Those we would infect, but only so they may join our zombie band...
-Amanda Hale
-Andrew Kramer
-Kelly Pekar
-Katie Cleary
-Jill Janos
-Ed Stockhausen
-Brian Coleman
-Erica Witmer
-Ned Breznai
-Sharron Decosta
-Ryan Manns
-Michelle O...er...you know
-Many others...
Those we would not infect yet still allow to join our zombie band...
-Justine Hughes- Zombie assistant/sidekick/interpretor
-Amanda Richards- Just because...
-Bob Navis- Personal musical accompaniment
-Stephanie Herbek
-Tina Turner
Those we would eat
-Celine Dion
Those we would protect
-Angela Lansbury
-Fondue Barb
-Anthony
After the zombie epidemic died down, we would befriend the humans and guest star on sit-coms such as Will and Grace, eventually making names for ourselves. Once we became famous enough, we would inspire several Broadway shows and then sweep the Tony awards, catapulting us to celebrity status. We would then get our own talk-show, and have Bob Navis play the piano between breaks and have Justine interpret our zombie-talk... even though we would still be able to speak English... we'd just choose not to...
And then we would tour the country, speaking to children and informing them on how to survive zombie attacks... and all would love us dearly...
...
Don't judge us...
Catie... if I missed out on anything, help me out...
Then Michelle went to watch Monk, so Catie came over and we watched some Miss. Castaway... they did not approve... Then we went to Wal-Greens, but Catie and I insisted on walking... and then it rained... of course... and we were drenched... of course... and Erica was not for she drove...
Fucking bitch...
And then three random men sang to us in three part harmony...
...
When we got back, I gave Catie some dry clothes... made of plastic... and then we looked at a mens underwear catalog...
...
And then we watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, and it was terribly fucked up and wondrous...
After Erica left, Catie and I discussed for an hour how we would spend our days if we became zombies. We decided we actually choose to become zombies, and then find lavish and exciting ways to infect our friends. After we were bitten, we would spend our last few hours dressing up and doing our makeup so we would look as life-like and not-dead as possible, and then we would go under-cover as humans and plot against those close to us... and bite them... gently... and then allow them to join our zombie clan and scheme with us and it would all be good fun...
Those we would infect, but only so they may join our zombie band...
-Amanda Hale
-Andrew Kramer
-Kelly Pekar
-Katie Cleary
-Jill Janos
-Ed Stockhausen
-Brian Coleman
-Erica Witmer
-Ned Breznai
-Sharron Decosta
-Ryan Manns
-Michelle O...er...you know
-Many others...
Those we would not infect yet still allow to join our zombie band...
-Justine Hughes- Zombie assistant/sidekick/interpretor
-Amanda Richards- Just because...
-Bob Navis- Personal musical accompaniment
-Stephanie Herbek
-Tina Turner
Those we would eat
-Celine Dion
Those we would protect
-Angela Lansbury
-Fondue Barb
-Anthony
After the zombie epidemic died down, we would befriend the humans and guest star on sit-coms such as Will and Grace, eventually making names for ourselves. Once we became famous enough, we would inspire several Broadway shows and then sweep the Tony awards, catapulting us to celebrity status. We would then get our own talk-show, and have Bob Navis play the piano between breaks and have Justine interpret our zombie-talk... even though we would still be able to speak English... we'd just choose not to...
And then we would tour the country, speaking to children and informing them on how to survive zombie attacks... and all would love us dearly...
...
Don't judge us...
Catie... if I missed out on anything, help me out...