Looking back on the last few days...
Hm... Catie, Rory, and myself just got "jumped" by a 13 year old fat chick and her horde of evil minions... Very entertaining.
This little incident began when Rory thought it would be a good idea to sing at the top of his lungs to a broadway musical in the middle of Lakewood... Apparently, pre-teen Lakewooders are not all about broadway musicals... These kids sitting on the curb started shouting shit at us, so I, being the gay bitch I am, thought it would be appropriate to blow a kiss to them... followed up with my middle finger.
I'm such a fucking idiot...
One of the miscreants stood up... and up... and finally reached his feet. He was an older, muscular male. I am a chubby homosexual. I ran. Rory ran. Catie walked. Giant followed.
Rory and I fled down an ally... and back... and then down Justine's street. Catie walked calmly after us. The little troupe behind us continued to shout threats after us. Catie would occasionally respond to these threats with an intelligent comment that echoed "I am NOT up for conflict. Rory would occasionally respond with "I'm gonna punch your bitch!"
Rory is an asshole...
One of the jolly cohorts proceeded to run up to us, fists a-flailing, and confronted Catie.
I thought that would be a good time to mention the girls weight problem. That made her angry. Her threat was this...
"I'm gonna beat your ho."
I'm guessing my ho is Catie. Unfortunately the young girl must have gotten confused. Just to clearify... Catie is not my ho... I have no ho. I would rather BE the ho. I really don't plan on ever having one. I guess I should be somewhat flattered by the remark though.
But any-hoo, chubbins continued to get all up in Caties grill... and Catie was all like "Bitch, please..."
And that's when got to Justines...
There stood Mrs. Hughes in all her glory. Like a beacon of safety... ommitting the message "Is there a problem?"
The posse left...
Mrs. Hughes gave us a bat...
I love confrontations. I wish they would happen more often. Only with unattractive fat girls though...
Yesterday was interesting. Rory, Brian and I went to get a bite. We ended up getting hit by a car. Rory is an idiot... I'm happy I held my tongue and didn't completely go off on him. That's a first for me... Sadly, it's the one time I probably SHOULD have gone off... Damn me and my bad timing.
And then we walked to Steak 'N' Shake...
And tmearly offended them. Good times...
hen we visited Ryan, who was stuck on his roof...
And then we watched Cabin Fever. God I love that movie.
Monday was grand. Ned, Jill, Andrew and I conjured spirits on the ouija board. Catie and Erica merely offended them.
"If you are a spirit, make a loud noise... or possess Amanda..."
Sigh, I so don't want this summer to end. I feel some of the pieces are just starting to fall together. There are so many things left that I wanted to do. Things that now I know will never be said or done... Well, what can you do, right? All in all... this summer has been a success.
This little incident began when Rory thought it would be a good idea to sing at the top of his lungs to a broadway musical in the middle of Lakewood... Apparently, pre-teen Lakewooders are not all about broadway musicals... These kids sitting on the curb started shouting shit at us, so I, being the gay bitch I am, thought it would be appropriate to blow a kiss to them... followed up with my middle finger.
I'm such a fucking idiot...
One of the miscreants stood up... and up... and finally reached his feet. He was an older, muscular male. I am a chubby homosexual. I ran. Rory ran. Catie walked. Giant followed.
Rory and I fled down an ally... and back... and then down Justine's street. Catie walked calmly after us. The little troupe behind us continued to shout threats after us. Catie would occasionally respond to these threats with an intelligent comment that echoed "I am NOT up for conflict. Rory would occasionally respond with "I'm gonna punch your bitch!"
Rory is an asshole...
One of the jolly cohorts proceeded to run up to us, fists a-flailing, and confronted Catie.
I thought that would be a good time to mention the girls weight problem. That made her angry. Her threat was this...
"I'm gonna beat your ho."
I'm guessing my ho is Catie. Unfortunately the young girl must have gotten confused. Just to clearify... Catie is not my ho... I have no ho. I would rather BE the ho. I really don't plan on ever having one. I guess I should be somewhat flattered by the remark though.
But any-hoo, chubbins continued to get all up in Caties grill... and Catie was all like "Bitch, please..."
And that's when got to Justines...
There stood Mrs. Hughes in all her glory. Like a beacon of safety... ommitting the message "Is there a problem?"
The posse left...
Mrs. Hughes gave us a bat...
I love confrontations. I wish they would happen more often. Only with unattractive fat girls though...
Yesterday was interesting. Rory, Brian and I went to get a bite. We ended up getting hit by a car. Rory is an idiot... I'm happy I held my tongue and didn't completely go off on him. That's a first for me... Sadly, it's the one time I probably SHOULD have gone off... Damn me and my bad timing.
And then we walked to Steak 'N' Shake...
And tmearly offended them. Good times...
hen we visited Ryan, who was stuck on his roof...
And then we watched Cabin Fever. God I love that movie.
Monday was grand. Ned, Jill, Andrew and I conjured spirits on the ouija board. Catie and Erica merely offended them.
"If you are a spirit, make a loud noise... or possess Amanda..."
Sigh, I so don't want this summer to end. I feel some of the pieces are just starting to fall together. There are so many things left that I wanted to do. Things that now I know will never be said or done... Well, what can you do, right? All in all... this summer has been a success.