Imperfection much?

Aug 17, 2004 11:50

Got the latest issue of W yesterday, and after spending some time flipping through it and its supplements (Paris Hilton is the new Guess? model? I'm torn on this), I've come up with a list of things I need to address.

° Concentrate on thighs. Mine are huge.
° Take up Pilates. It makes you look taller.
° Eat healthier. The HC salad bar is well-stocked.
° Get a job. Clothes are not free.

I just spent my last five bucks on coffee. At least I am wealthy in Canadian currency, because that's all I have in my wallet now.
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