Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs
Characters : Ryeowook, Eunhyuk, girl!Shindong, Leeteuk, Kyuhyun
Rating : (Don't worry, 3 years olds can read as well!) LOL :D
Genre : Comedy (wahahahaha)
Disclaimer (Please read and don't misunderstand) : Inspired from my school homework O.O and Adopted from children's tale 'The Three Little Pigs", and I do not own the characters, and these are just fictional chracters.
Author's note : Hope you like it haha! Credits to Jiahui also
Shindong looked out of the window. She could see the beautiful lush greenery of the forest, with the sunlight shining through the thinner canopies.
"Ahh..." She said, feeling the wind, caressing her face. "You have all grown up, it's time for you to leave me."
Ryeowook, Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk perked up.
"But momma!" Ryeowook squealed in a high-pitched voice. "Are you kicking us out?"
"Well, er, not reallly," Shindong tried to hide the truth. "It's just that your momma's getting old and I can't take care of you any longer. Besides, you been living for free in my house for years."
"Then where will we go?" Kyuhyun quipped.
"Outside, go build a house for yourselves."
"You mean the dangerous, quiet and dark OUTSIDE?" Eunhyuk gasped and looked at his momma.
"Dark? It's so sunny dear." Shindong frowned at Eunhyuk. "Just prepare to leave tomorrow, I need to retire."
Shindong layed back on her chair and closed her eyes. The three little pigs stared at each other, not knowing what to make of this situation.
Next morning, the three little pigs set off and wandered about in the forest.
"I shall build a house out of grass."
Eunhyuk gathered all the grass on the floor and stacked them up, forming a green shelter. Little did he know, that Leeteuk, the notorious wolf of all time, had watch him build the flimsy shelter, and had already decided that he would be his first victim.
He crept silently towards the shelter and burst in suddenly, scaring the wits out of Eunhyuk, and gobbled the frightened Eunhyuk up, causing much indigestion in his tummy.
"This shall last me a month," Leeteuk growled and rubbed his tummy.
Ryeowook and Kyuhyun scurried behind a tree when they saw the attack.
"Oh my, this is terrible, I know what to do already." Ryeowook disappeared into thin air. Kyuhyun scuttled off as well.
Ryeowook gnawed off a huge piece of wood and carved :
Piggy Ryeowook
R.I.P
Please do not disturb
on it. He then built a shelter out of wood and placed this in front of his house.
The next month, Leeteuk arrived all high and mighty again, ready to devour his next victim. He caught sight of the wooden house and ran towards it, ready to barge in, when he took notice of the sign.
"Oh!" He gasped in horror. "A pig just died?"
Leeteuk looked around.
"Eee, this is so scary and quiet, this must be a holy ground." And Leeteuk immediatelt knelt down to beg for forgiveness, thinking that he had intruded the 'holy ground', in front of the house.
Leeteuk got up to walk away when a smell wafted through his nostrils. He turned back and saw smoke coming from the chimney. He grinned evily and charged into the house.
Aha! There was Ryeowook frying an egg on is frying pan. Ryeowook turned his head at the sound of his house being broken down, and stared at Leeteuk, horrified till he became mute.
Oh...my, the chimney! I forgotten to block it! Arghh...That was Ryeowook's last thoughts before he went right into the darkness off Leeteuk's tummy.
"Hmm...this can last me for another month," Leeteuk murmured gleefully.
Meanwhile, Kyuhyun, the wittiest of the three, had spent his time creating maths questions. He carved them onto pieces of paper which he had produced himself, and the questions came in a set of four. The set, was named "Checkpoint no. 1.1" and so on. He connected an electric generator to all of the checkpoints and linked them to a remote control. Then he piled all these "Checkpoints" and build layers of checkpoints to make a house.
Next month, Leeteuk cam striding by and found Kyuhyun's house very eye catching, with the wires and 'wierd wierd symbols and numbers' as what Leeteuk called it. He felt his tummy grumble.
Hmm...what's this?
He tried to break in but felt a buzz of electricty flow through him and he yelped in pain. Then he noticed the "+" and "-" symbols.
Maths? Hmmph, I bet I could solve all this.
He saw the first two layers of the checkpoint within minutes, and Kyuhyun became a little worried.
What if he can solve all? Then I'll be in dead meat. As in seriously dead meat.
Leeteuk smirked when he came to the first checkpoint of the last layer of checkpoints. He carved the answer onto it, but got electrocuted again. He frowned in disgust. He had no idea what the exact value of π(pi) was and that question happen to require π(pi) and algebra, which he both sucked at.
π = 3.14256789....? Leeteuk bit his lip, trying to figure out the answer.
He tried to plug in all sorts of answers, but unfortunately, he could not outwit the brainy Kyuhyun. Kyuhyun jumped in joy, imagining how the poor Leeteuk would look like facing the checkpoints.
And so, anyone who passed by the forest could see the determined Leeteuk every morning, forever trying to solve the checkpoint no. 12.3.